Disclaimer: I Don't Own Naruto

Author's Note: I wrote this in less than an hour or so [total], I hope to expand upon it and continue posting more of the story on here. It's inspired by the picture 'Gaara of the PIE' by baby kefka on deviantArt

To Locate Picture: Search devaintArt: 'Gaara of the Pie'

It should be the first result.

I've yet to decide what cities I want to include in this story. It's definitely AU, but all of the ninjas will have their powers, just living in modern-day society. I'm thinking of using the East Coast as my "setting."

Please read and review. I wish to hear ANY and ALL comments you have to give for the story. It's all a made-as-I-write kind of story. I've a few details that I'll probably try incorporating into it, but aside from that I need whatever kind of help you, the reader, can give me.

Prolouge: Ordering Dessert

"Might I be able to interest you in some dessert?"

Blaine looked up at the young waitress who had been serving him today, "Uhm, yea. I'll have the apple pie. Though, double whip cream and no cherry."

She started to write down the order when a waiter came up and whispered something in her ear.

"I'm sorry sir, we have an emergency," she told Blaine, "But we'll get your order out to you as soon as possible."

He nodded as she walked off to the kitchen. He placed his silverware on his plate and fitted the lid on top of it. This is the only place I've ever been to that serves their orders covered. Setting his plate to the side, he stood up and walked to the restroom.

Sitting back down, Blaine took a sip of his drink, which had been replenished while he was away.

"It'll be right out sir," said the waitress, walking by him.

A few minutes passed and out came the dessert. "If there's anything else I can do for you, just let me know," stated the waitress kindly. Blaine nodded as she walked off to another table.

He looked at the small plate and lifted its lid. Looking down at the slice of pie, he became a tad annoyed. I told them to put extra whip cream and leave off the cherry. He started to turn around to get the waitress' attention when he noticed two feet, one lying on each side of the whip cream that had been placed on pie. Raising his eyes a bit more he came to discover a tiny, red-headed being sitting naked upon the slice of pie, although the cherry had him 'covered'. He wore an annoyed look on his face.

Temporarily disregarding this strange event, he turned and called the waitress over.

"Yes sir," she asked.

"Yea…I had ordered a slice of pie to have extra whip cream and no cherry. You did just the opposite," replied Blaine annoyed.

The waitress looked at the pie and started to open her mouth, but was cut off.

"I want you to go and get my order right this time. Have it served in a to-go box, and bring me an extra one for the order that you mucked up," he growled lowly.

She nodded and rushed off, her eyes still set upon the original slice delivered. A minute later, the extra to-go box was set on his table. Blaine opened it up and, taking his fork, slid the slice of pie into the box, along with its 'passenger'. The being looked up at him annoyed and slightly confused, but before he could ask anything the box was shut.

After Blaine's received his order, this time made as requested, he walked to the check-out and paid the bill.

"Hope you have a wonderful afternoon," beamed the cashier.

He walked out the door and over to his car. Setting the boxes on top of the car, he fumbled with the keys to get the door open. After succeeding he set the boxes in the passenger side, shut his door, and drove back to his house.