This is my first attempt at a Shezow Fanfiction so just give me some credit and cut me some slack. It might not be good but hey a story is a story.

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Shezow drove through Megadale responding to an robbery at the Megadale's First National Bank.

"Another robbery?" Shezow groaned. "This is the 5th one this month."

"I know they're villains but for once this robbery actually makes sense." Maz said wearing his black mask and blue cape not bothering to make up a hero persona this time.

"How so?"

"Remember when Candy Rapper stole some honey from the grocery store?"

"Yeah...Wonder why he did that."

"He said he wanted to party with the honeys." Maz rolled his eyes. "No pun intended."

"I can understand him kidnapping women for that but, that's is just she-diculious...even for him." Shezow blew a strand of hair out of her face.

"Or when Spit bubble stole balloons?" He added.

"Those were balloons?" She asked.

"He was making water balloons."

"I thought those were something different."

"They were balloons. I think. He just drooled all over them. It looked like those things that my dad has in his room. Which kinda explains why I don't have a younger sibling." Maz finished.

"O...k...That, I did not need to know."

"Or last week when Tara got those weird paper things with the strings?"

"What does that wack job need with those things?"

"I don't know and I don't want to know."

"Ugh. I agree."

"Doesn't Kelly use those things every month?" Maz wondered.

"Never ask that question again." Suddenly there was a loud explosion. "What was that?"

"Look out!" Maz screamed pointing at a balloon flying towards them hissing purple gas. "It's a balloon Maz." The balloon began falling towards the sheicle.

Shezow swerved the sheicle avoiding it. "Woah. That's new." She said. Soon more whistling could be heard. "Dude why are you whistling?"

"That's not me Shezow. Incoming!" Maz pointed the huge brigade of colorful balloons were flying through the air hissing the same purple gas. Each pop had a cackling laugh.

Shezow continued to swerve avoiding every single one. The last balloon blew up as she continued driving.

"What the heck are these things?"

"I don't know. But these things don't looks like regular balloons. I wouldn't breath that stuff in if I was you."

"Guy!" Kelly shouted on the screen. "Why haven't you stopped the bank robber yet?"

"Jeez sorry if I'm running late Kelly. I'm trying not to get me and Maz smashed with deadly balloons flying through the air."

"Oh haha very funny." She sarcastically said. "You better hurry because this villain's new and he seems pretty dangerous."

"Ok thanks for the heads up. Sheila can you look at the banks security camera and see who this guy is?"

"Un momento por favor." She said. "What does that mean?" Maz asked

"One moment please." There was soft elevator music playing.

"Huh catchy." Shezow said. "Oh dear."

"What is it Sheila?" Kelly asked. "It's the Jokester"

(A/N I know you're wondering will Batman be in this? Sadly no but the way this story will progress I wanted someone funny conniving and twisted. And NO the answer isn't Shezap it's this clown himself The Joker. But he's gonna be at least Guy's age so just heads up about that. And think of him as Joker and Harley Quinn's supposed love child.)

"The who?" Shezow asked confused. "The Jokester. He was once a simple boy living in a small city but went through psychological damage in his childhood. Causing him to loose his mind and turn to a life if crime."

Guy, Maz, and Kelly shouted when a picture of him appeared on the screen.

A mugshot was of a kid around Guy's age appeared on the screen with white face paint and red messy lips that looked like blood stains in a twisted and creepy smile, green messy hair and pale blue eyes.

"But who would name themselves The Jokester?" Maz asked.

"He named himself that for his twisted spence of humor. And be careful. He's cunning, manipulative, and extremely dangerous."

"Well, so am I. You just wait Jokester." The duo arrived at the bank to see hostages inside.

Shezow and Maz stood by the front door to see this Jokester for themselfs.

They both heard menicial cackling coming from inside. "Give me all your money sweet cheeks!"

"H-Here just take it. Can we please go?" The woman teller gave him the money but he tied her up with red ribbon.

"And miss all the fun? AHAHAHA! I got a special treat for you all that you'll die for!" He said taking out a joker card and flinging it to the safe in the back. The card beeped rapidly before it blew the vault opened.

"AHAHAHA! And to think you all wanted to leave? We're just getting to the best part!"

"Stop right there Jokester !" He turned around and saw Shezow standing at the entrance with her hands on her hips in a heroic fashion.

"Who's this clown?" He asked. "Clown? Have you seen yourself lately?"

"Why yes. I do look good if I do say so myself."

"Jeez you're really annoying you know that?"

"Aww, you look like you could use a smile on that face. Here catch!" A balloon was throw at her and saw the purple gas in it.

"Uh oh." Shezow dodged the balloon. "Here have some more!" More balloons were launched towards her as she continued to jump out of it's path.

Maz crawled to try to get the hostages out of there. "Psst. I'm gonna get you guys out of here..." He tried to untie all the hostages but was caught himself.

"Nice trick kid. But you'll have to do better than that to get past me."

"Maz! Laser lipstick!" She unleashed her pink laser and but was knocked back when he threw a whip cream pie in her face.

"Is that anyway to treat a lady?" She said as she wiped the cream off her face but saw him gone.

"Where did he go?" She looked both ways and saw him gone. And a bright red balloon was standing alone in the middle of the bank. It popped Releasing the purple gas around the area.

Everyone started to laugh uncontrollably. Including Maz and Shezow.

"Why are we l-laughing...Hahahahahahaha...!" Maz laughed loudly as did all the hostages.

"Ending a party is a darn shame but I hope you like my little present I left for you." Jokester was nowhere to be found but his ominous voice was in the air.

A jack in the box was playing 'Pop goes the Weasel' in slow motion as the handle was slowly turning with a clock quickly counting down from 30 seconds.

"Ahaha! I can't stop laughing! Hahahahahahahaha!" Shezow laughed harder as she breathed in more of the gas holding her stomach.

"Shezow you got to...hahahahah! Stop the bomb! Hahahaha!" A hostage said. "I'm working on it." Shezow made her way to the box and tried to rip the wires out of it but it seemed to only make the clock go faster.

"That...hahaha...can't be...haha...good!" Shezow was interrupted when a mysterious figure came into the building, grabbing the toy and broken a hole in the roof releasing the gas out of the bank.

The toy was chucked high into the air. Until...3...2...1...'Pop goes the weasel!' A loud explosion was seen and there was colors of red, green, blue, and orange We're lighting up the sky like the 4th of July.

Everyone was coming to from their massive laugh attack. Shezow coughed and was able to breath again.

"What the heck was that?" She asked herself as she caught her breath.