Edward Against A Strawberry Blond
Disclaimer – I don't own Edward Cullen (Thank God) or Twilight
Dedicating this story to crazyperson17 for helping me out with this *cough*wrote all of it*cough* and for having the heart to allow me to upload it *cough*summer uploaded it*cough*
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Chapter 1
There once was a vampire that sparkled. He had horrible, ugly unwashed hair and he looked like a goat. Even saying he looked like a goat was an insult to all goats. This vampire was none other than Edward Cullen.
One day when he was looking for a bunny rabbit to eat, he ran into a human.
This human was very special. Why, you may ask? Well because she was strawberry blond. I bet you an see where is this going. (A/N: Muahahaa! Not meant to insult any strawbreryblonds or goats. It's suppose to be a joke)
"Edward! Sweetie where have you been?" The stranger yelled.
"Do I know you?" He asked.
"Don't you remember? In Florida when you were with Bella? That night by the ocean at that party? By the way I'm Danah! I had your vampire kid named Antonia! She's a beauty, unlike you. You no good dirty rotten cheater! I heard that you got married to some HOBO and a soulless ginger! And she's named Bella!"
"What?" Edward asked with guilt.
"DANCE PARTY!" Danah yelled suddenly. Out of nowhere music turned on. She started to dance and so did Edward.
In the middle of their dance party a wolf showed up, along with the HOBO Bella.
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