A/N: WARNING CONTAINS BESTIALITY! LEVE NOW IF U DUNT WANT THAT!!
"hay garfield, whats up garfield." jon arbuckle said one day 2 garfeild
"hay jon, whats up jon?!" garfield asked in a paniky voice
"I asked u first, cat!" jon replied furiously
"o srry, notin" garfleidl said sumbassive
"thaz riiiiight!" jon said murderingedly
"!!!" garfield mumbles
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNO" jon scremased
"I hav 2 tell u sumthing important." grafield whisperd
"ya?" jon asked
"I love u" grasfled said
"!!!" jon SCTREMAED!!!!!!!!"
jon thought 4 about 1 sec b4 replyinh:
"I love u 2" jon sad "hav u ever cheated on me"
"Yah weth odie, he makes sweeeet love I got himpredganr!!"
"!!!!!" jon scemaed? "SINCE U CHETED ON ME I WILL TAK U RIGHT NOW!!"
since jons member was already pulsating wit hapynes he wiped it out and wuped it on garefleld tucking it deep within his mouth grafelied choked and spultedrd wanting 2 take 1 or 2 (mayb 38) beatjers of air but waz unsucressful.
"tak it garfeild!!!!!!!" jon wwwwwwhipserded
"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" garfelid said not nowin wut else to say
jon removed him from th throat and stuffed up butt (tej))) U KVEL!!!!! anyways garfelid wouldnt hav this so he kiled jon.
wat do u think? i PSRRON like is on2 of maey better!!!