Fark the coodles in the bindlewable gruntabitously!
O quiggled nuggetfoofy! Wangle me narkaciously in thy winglefuppy,
And yikkle my farginowakinatious heart with thy marked namporg,
Or I shall wemble thee in my wangerfungpash!
Also, please tramblewark my wimblepuppy noofishly,
For it is crampinabitious and needs yimpilations.
If you don't remblefarcate my simbleparktions,
I shall wapuddle thy lipkeknetreosis fangitaciously! See if I don't!