Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or the characters. I simply own the story itself. Naruto belongs to Sasuk…. I mean Kishimoto.

Just in case: Due to Naruko being the name created by fans, therefore being a fandom name, it is not required by me to use 'Naruko' as the name for female Naruto. Kishimoto was not the one who created this name for that version of Naruto. I will however, place any and all female Naruto stories I have within the 'Naruko' category due to the story being about the FEMALE Naruto. {Since previously I was complained to for placing my stories in the Naruto Character category; since the story was about a Female Naruto.}

I do realize that I am not the characters however I write my stories in first person perspective. If you do not like first person stories, then feel free to leave if you are not willing to give it a shot. I can understand people's preferences towards stories. Third person is more centered on description, whereas First person is more centered on feelings/emotions.

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At hearing a constant pounding on my front door, I groaned while forcing myself out of my bed. I opened my front door only to see Akuma standing there as she held onto a small book. "What do you want dobe?" She snorted then pushed her way past me to get in the household.

"I was bored so I went to the bookstore to find any books that I could get a few good laughs out of." I raised my brow slowly before responding in my casual impassive tone. "You read? That's news to me." She spun around quickly, punching the wall that was next to her, causing it to crack.

I stared at her without any emotions showing. But in truth, I was freaking scared of her! "Anyway, I saw all these astrology book and grabbed Leo since that was your zodiac. I wanted a good laugh towards your zodiac so…" I snorted as I crossed my arms. "That doesn't tell me why you are here though."

"I didn't want to read it without you nearby, teme-ttebayo!" She huffed before sitting down on my couch. Against my better judgment; I sat down beside her as she opened the book. "Okie… Let's see. Planet… sun." She glanced over to me then laughed. "Element fire, yea I can believe that. Quality…. Fixed." I watched as she raised her brow. "Day… Sunday, ha! Like hell! Season summer… Hm I don't know about that, you are a cold bastard, you would probably melt." She suddenly went into a laughing spell before going back to the book. "Colors are gold, orange, and yellow, psh yea right!"

She flipped through several pages of the book mumbling, "Screw plants and perfume…. And gemstones…. And metal…" She stopped on a page then grinned. "Oh here we go! Personal qualities. Creative, dramatic, proud, organized and OH MY GOD! HAHA ROMANTIC! HAHAHA!" My eye twitched violently at every single comment she made.

"Oh here we go… Keywords of a Leo." She straightened herself out, putting on a serious face as she went to read out loud. "Self-assertion, creativity, a place in the sun, recognition, theatricality, hobbies, leadership, romance, pleasures, fun, hospitality, appreciation, openheartedness… Psh yeah right. Beach resorts, fame, playfulness, children, entertain-mmph!" I quickly covered her mouth with my hand. "Skip." I demanded with a tone of warning as I pulled my hand away from her mouth.

"Fine." She skipped several pages in the book before stopping on a random one. "Typical behavior of traits. This should be fun…" She mumbled slightly before reading out loud once again. "Needs to be admired… Psh, naw, you hate attention. Trusting and loyal… eh I can believe that to a degree. Uses charm to get what he wants…. OH HELL YES! One to show off; most definitely. Trusting… wait… that was said already, what the hell?" She glared at the book before flipping it off then continued. "Likes excitement… you only get excited when you know that you are alone. Generous… oh common now! Has an elegant taste… considering your room is completely blue… no. Popular… definitely to the slutty fangirls who would die for your virginity." She said as she began laughing.

"Just get on with it so I can go back to sleep." She huffed then skipped more pages. "Hm… negative traits." She skimmed through it, giggling. "Definitely smug and conceited. Oh god haha these are all true man, I love this book!" She skipped through the book some more. "Pairings… Let's see, Sakura is…. Aries. Leo with Aries… harmonious; a lifelong romance and undying passion! HAHAHA!" Akuma fell on the floor; laughing hysterically.

I picked up the book and looked for the page that Akuma was on, only to curse under my breath. I grinned when I realized what was on the page before. 'Equivalent of a lifelong party, eh?' I tossed the book onto the couch then leaned down towards Akuma. She was still laughing, but thankfully she wasn't rolling around anymore.

I closed the distance between us; kissing Akuma on the lips, causing her to stop any and all actions. She tried to push me off, but failed as I grabbed her wrists and held it down on both sides of her head. I leaned back, grinning. "There is something about us Leos… We are very… Possessive about what is ours." She glared at me as she tried to pull herself free from my grasp.

"You are mine, Uzumaki Naruto Akuma." I felt her stiffen at hearing her full name before she snorted. "Like hell! I'm no one- Eep!" She turned bright red as I lifted my knee between her legs. "You ARE mine." I watched as fear flew through her eyes, causing me to smirk as I leaned back in for another kiss.

-AN-

This story was originally put up to say 'I'm sorry for not being able to update' when I was without my laptop for those few months. This story was originally typed through my phone before I sat here and fixed it up on my PC.

This idea for the story happened when I was cleaning my room to put a new desk in for my PC. While cleaning, I had found my Leo Astrology book that I had purchased a few months prior to writing this story. I had purchased it for my entertainment since my Zodiac is also Leo, just like Sasuke. I had realized that while going through that book. So the only thought that went through my mind when I saw the book was "What would Naruto do?"

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-Ja ne