The Not So Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker

by mittons9

A retarded Hero and his not-so sane talking boat must save the world. We are screwed you know. Rated T for profinty and violence

1. Chapter 1

Summary: One of the many Wind Waker parody's out there. Enjoy.

Disclaimer: No Own Zelda. Me Be Rich If Did. Me Have No Money. En Joy

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The (Not So) Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker

Chapter 1: Name's…

I was surrendered. They were all watching me, all 9000 of em. "Give up Mr. Anderson.", they said. "You can't win. "Name's not Anderson." I replied. "Name's Link." I watched em through my totally awesome sunglasses. My totally awesome trench coat bellowed around me. "Well, die then!" they yelled before attacking. They came at me from all directions. In slow motion I executed a 360 degree flip kicking those who were nearby in all directions. I then jumped in the air and came down so hard I caused a earthquake hitting many of them into buildings. I then executed a series of Kung fu blocks and hits through the large crowd, knocking anyone who got too close to me into the wall. The remaining guys all jumped on me but they fell off when I started to rise in the air. One held on but I threw him in the crowd. Then I flew off like the cool dude I was. Instantly someone tackled me. The guy had brown hair and wore a green tunic with a orange undershirt. His eyes wore all black. "I could eat a dodongo… or you!" he yelled in a demonic voice before throwing me to the ground. My awesome powers, trench coat and sunglasses disappeared when I landed on a flying carpet. "Squadlah, screamed a guy who looked like Bum Laden. I screamed as he kicked me off the carpet. As I fell to the ground a demonic pig face appeared and yelled "NOW YOU MUST DIEE." Instantly the shaggy face of Morgan Freeman appeared as he said "Wake up, Link". His voice got squealer and his face was changing until it dissolved into the face and voice of my sister Aryll. Then I felt a searing pain in my head as I was smacked with her telescope. Then I woke up.

Hope you enjoyed. I made this a dream sequence just because. Chapter 2 is coming up soon so please review. It will get a heck of a lot better in the coming chapters. No Flames please. Please review. Thank You.