This is cute fluff written for Kurtbastian Hiatus Project, week 7-Theme: Random/extra. Day one: Animals/pets.
Sebastian and Kurt have reached their one year anniversary, so Sebastian thinks the best way to celebrate would be to Adopt.
KxS
Sebastian grabs the remote off the table and mutes the TV, catching his boyfriends attention.
"Sebastian?" Kurt queries.
Sebastian turns to him. "I was thinking of a way we could celebrate our anniversary." he said.
Kurt chuckled, sliding closer and squeezing Sebastian's leg. "But we did yesterday on our anniversary remember. Dinner, drinks then a sex marathon," he commented. "I believe you came so hard, you almost blanked out. Your words."
Sebastian nodded. Licking his lips. "Yeah, it was amazing but I have thought of something else." he said.
Kurt ran his hand up Sebastian's leg. "Color me intrigued." he purred.
Sebastian grabbed Kurt's hand and squeezed it gently. "I think we should adopt." he quickly replied.
Kurt yanked his hand back, his eyes widening. "What, we've only been together for one year and living together for six months. You want to adopt a kid already." he gasped.
Sebastian shock his head. "No baby, calm down. I meant a pet." he said, grabbing Kurt's hand again.
Kurt let out a relieved breath. "Well good. You had me going Bas..don't do that again." he said.
Sebastian nodded. "Alright. So is that a yes on the pet?" he asked.
Kurt hummed, looking down at his outfit. "Can you guarantee that my clothes won't be ruined." he said, smoothing down his shirt.
Sebastian scoffed. "Does it look like I took out a clothes insurance plan. It's a risk babe but I'm sure we can train the dog or cat or what ever to not ruin your stuff, or our stuff for that matter." he replied.
Kurt turned to Sebastian. "Fine, deal but if my brand new Armani pants or Scarf get's pissed on, something will happen to something of yours and it won't be pretty." he said in a low voice.
Sebastian put an arm around Kurt's shoulder. "You drive a hard bargain hun." he sassed.
Kurt just shoved his shoulder against Sebastian's.
They lapsed into silence until Sebastian broke it by chuckling.
Kurt looked at him, causing Sebastian to laugh harder.
Kurt narrowed his eyes. "What's so funny." he demanded.
Sebastian's eyes glinted. "Remember," he managed, still laughing. "When you thought I wanted to adopt a kid with you." he finished, before laughing harder.
Kurt lept up off the couch causing Sebastian to fall on it.
Kurt scowled. "Jerk." he snipped before turning and leaving the room.
Sebastian sat up. "Babe come on." he called out.
Kurt ignored him.
Sebastian shock his head, the laughter ceasing. He frowned. "Damn." he mumbled. "Guess I'm not getting laid tonight."
Kurt poked his head out from the door leading to the bedroom. "We're not having sex tonight. I need to get my wardrobe ready for our new pet." he called out before disappearing.
Sebastian frown deepened. Why had he wanted a pet so badly.
KxS
The following day Sebastian and Kurt stopped by the nearest pet store and began to check out the different animals.
They had already reached an impasse, neither being able to decide on a pet.
"What's wrong with a fish. There's no chance of hair on my clothes or my favorite pair of jeans being used as an accidental litter box." Kurt huffed, glancing back longingly at the fish.
Sebastian ignored him, continuing to pull Kurt over to the dogs. "I like dogs more babe, you can walk them and they actually do more than just float around a bowl." Sebastian said, stopping in front of the dog cage.
Kurt shock his head as he looked at the hyperactive dogs, scratching at the ground and mesh covering where Sebastian was peering at them.
Kurt looked back at the fish then Sebastian. "You're so mean to the poor fish, what did they ever do to you." Kurt teased.
Sebastian rolled his eyes, standing up and facing Kurt. He grabbed Kurt's belt loops, pulling his boyfriend closer. "I will apologize on the way out, now can we decide on a dog." he said.
Kurt pulled free, walking past Sebastian and stopping in front of a cage where a few kittens were. "How about a kitten?" Kurt asked, gesturing to the cage.
Sebastian smirked, walking over to Kurt. "You just don't want me getting my way." he said, squeezing Kurt's ass.
Kurt gave Sebastian a sly look before he studied the cats in the cage. "Yeah that's it." he said in an innocent voice, answering Sebastian earlier comment.
Sebastian sighed, glancing at the kittens. They were pretty cute.
"Fine, let's get a kitten. I don't know why they will be any less annoying than a puppy but sure let's just assume no." he said sarcastically.
Kurt ignored Sebastian, as he spotted a fluffy kitten walking up to him. It stopped and peered at Kurt's face before it made a few meows then placed its paws on the cage.
Kurt made a cooing sound, pushing in a finger and lightly petting the kitten's head. The kitten began purring instantly. Sebastian felt himself melt at the display and cursed himself for being weak.
"Aww Bas look, he or she likes me. Let's get this one." Kurt said, excitement clear in his voice.
Sebastian couldn't say no to that voice, he had already caved anyway.
"Sure, let's." he said.
Kurt made a sound of excitement before standing up.
Sebastian turned, waving over a shop assistant. Who arrived and after being told which kitten, made her way to the back to retrieve their pet.
"I'm so glad I said yes to this." Kurt said, his face animated with happiness.
Sebastian put an arm around Kurt's shoulder. His boyfriend was adorable. "You do realize cats crap anywhere too and shed fur also." he said in Kurt's ear in a low voice.
Kurt leant against him. "Well it's all about risk and I'm sure I can take it if it comes." he said.
Sebastian snickered. "You threw a fit when I accidentally chucked in a silk shirt with the normal wash." he said.
Kurt rolled his eyes. "Really Bas, I already explained why that made me angry. So let it go..otherwise would you rather go back to getting a fish." he snarked.
Sebastian nudged Kurt's hip with his own. "Alright. I'll stop. Just don't come whining to me if you find a surprise in your laundry." he retorted.
Kurt shrugged. "Guess we'll cross that bridge when we come to it." he said.
Sebastian let out a dramatic sigh, letting go of Kurt as the shop keeper headed to the counter after nodding at them to follow her. "You're whipped for this kitten." he said.
Kurt looked back at him. "You would know, I have you wrapped around my finger." he said before winking.
Sebastian scoffed. "Har har." he said, shaking his head.
They arrived at the counter and Kurt began talking excitedly to the cashier as she began to ring up the kitten and the pack of food and litter box that came with it along with talking Kurt through information and upcoming vet appointments.
Sebastian simply watched them contentedly before in his head admitting defeat. He really was whipped. Which wasn't a surprise, he had been whipped since he had first began seeing Kurt and frankly he was fine with it.
He just hoped he didn't have to compete with a damn cat for Kurt's attention.
KxS
An hour later, Kurt and Sebastian seated on the couch were watching their new kitten, who turned out to be girl roam their apartment. It stopped and sniffed various things before carrying on wandering around.
"This is dull, we were probably better with the fish." Sebastian snarked as the kitten rolled on the carpet before jumping up and nosing at the TV cabinet.
Kurt shoved Sebastian, his eyes not leaving the kitten. Sebastian frowned.
Kurt looked at him. "Come on Bas, she's getting used to her surroundings. Give her time." he said.
Sebastian huffed before nodding reluctantly. "Fine, maybe we can kill time by naming her." he said.
Kurt perked up at this. He looked back at the kitten who was batting at the tassel on Kurt's bookmark, which had fallen from his book earlier on.
Kurt studied the markings on the kitten, hoping it would help in the decision. The kitten was black, with white on her paws, some on her tail and a bit on her neck.
Sebastian seemed deep in thought also, he suddenly sat up and clicked his finger. "Got it, how about Wack." he said.
Kurt looked at Sebastian like had lost his marbles. "Wack, what are you on." he said.
Sebastian grinned. "Well she's half black and half white. So let's just mix up the words. W for white and ack for Black. Which makes Wack." he explained.
Kurt just narrowed his eyes. "Why not call her Bite." he snarked.
Sebastian grinned more, failing to notice Kurt's sarcasm. "That's a great idea." he said.
Kurt snorted in response. "No babe, it's not. I was kidding." he said before turning to the kitten again.
Sebastian sighed. "Fine so not Wack then." he said, pretending to be sad.
Kurt patted his hand. "No wack." he said.
They lapsed into silence again.
Kurt eventually broke it. "How about, Misty?" he asked.
Sebastian looked at him. "Misty, really." he questioned.
Kurt shrugged.
Sebastian smirked. "See babe, coming up with name is hard." he said, feeling a bit smug that Kurt couldn't think of something good.
Kurt just shoved him in response.
Sebastian decided to dig the knife in deeper. "Hey it's not like we're naming a kid." he said.
Kurt shoved him again. "Oh shut up." he snapped.
The kitten stopped playing with the tassel and slowly began to walk over to them.
Kurt smiled, bending down. Sebastian leered at Kurt's ass, licking his lips.
Kurt patted the kittens head gently. "Hey girl, what should we call you hmmm." he said.
The kitten purred, nudging its head a little at Kurt's hand. Kurt scratched at the kittens ears, while continuing to think of names.
Sebastian stopped his leering momentarily. "Babe, maybe we should have come up with names last night, like a list." he said.
Kurt sat down on the couch with the kitten in his arms, frowning. "Yeah." he agreed.
Sebastian frowned at the loss of Kurt's ass to perve at.
Kurt carried on patting the kitten, his brain beginning to hurt from thinking of names.
Sebastian leapt into the air, pumping his fist up causing the kitten to startle in Kurt's arms and hurry off to hide behind the TV. Kurt spun around to glare at his randomly excited boyfriend. "Sebastian what the hell." he hissed.
Sebastian just continued to jump up and down. "Babe, I have a name." he sing songed.
Kurt relaxed, smiling. He stood up. "Well what is it?" he asked.
"Piper." Sebastian said.
Kurt raised his eye brow. "I'm sorry." he said.
Sebastian grin grew wider. "Off our, I mean your favorite show. OJ is the new black." he quipped.
Kurt gave Sebastian a look. "You mean Orange is the new Black." he shot back.
Sebastian shrugged. "So. Do you like the name or not?" he asked.
Kurt chewed on his lip, he wasn't sure. He looked over where the kitten had emerged from behind the TV and was now lying on it's back and rolling around.
"She's quite dreamy." he commented.
Sebastian nodded. "Yeah so maybe not Piper." he said.
Kurt just shock his head. "No, but good try." he replied.
They continued watching the kitten. Kurt tapped his foot as he strained his brain thinking of names.
Sebastian seemed over it and had wandered to the kitchen to grab a beer.
"Fuck, I give up. We obviously can't name this kitten." Kurt huffed, admitting defeat and traipsing into the kitchen to grab a drink too.
Sebastian sipped his beer, watching Kurt grumble and mutter under his breath as he opened his wine and poured it into a glass.
"Easy babe." Sebastian joked.
Kurt glared right back before sipping a big mouthful of wine than slamming the glass down.
Sebastian put his beer down too and wandered up to Kurt slowly, wrapping his arms around Kurt's waist before nuzzling his neck.
"Bas stop trying to calm me down." Kurt said, feeling his body relaxing against his will.
Sebastian smirked against Kurt's neck. "It's working isn't it." he murmured before kissing the skin and stepping back.
Kurt turned, smiling softly. "Yeah." he said.
Sebastian smiled back, they kept looking at each other before the name shot into Kurt's mind and he clapped his hands together.
"Got it, Oreo." he said.
Sebastian let out a puff of laughter before nodding with a big grin. "Fuck yeah, white middle with dark outside kinda like black. Great." he said.
Kurt nodded too. "That or it's a cute name." he replied.
Sebastian nodded too and they both laughed in relief.
"Fucking finally." Sebastian exclaimed. Kurt hummed in agreement before wrapping his arms around Sebastian's waist and resting his head against his chest.
Sebastian ran his hand down Kurt's back.
After a few minutes of cuddling, Kurt felt Sebastian stiffen in his arms. "Um Kurt." Sebastian said.
Kurt looked up at him, noticing Sebastian looking over where the kitten probably was with wide eyes.
Kurt pulled free from his boyfriend and spun around to see Oreo scratching and rolling around wrapped in his brand new Armani scarf.
"Oreo." Kurt shouted, racing over and waving his arms around.
Sebastian clutched the counter, laughing hard.
Kurt tossed a scowl over his shoulder. "Not funny babe." he snapped as he tried to pull the scarf from Oreos grip. The kitten made an angry meow and swipped at him.
Sebastian kept laughing.
"Stop it Oreo." Kurt snapped, managing to yank his scarf free and chuck it over on the counter.
Oreo peered at Kurt in seemly angry way before it stalked off to the corner.
"Uh it's ripped." Kurt snapped, as he surveyed the damage.
Sebastian had finally stopped laughing, he walked over and wrapped his arms around Kurt's waist. "Are you glad we got a kitten now." he said, squeezing Kurt.
Kurt just narrowed his eyes. "Shut up babe, by the way you're fucking me like crazy later on so I don't go on a rampage." he snapped.
Sebastian grinned. "Can't wait, hope Oreo rips more stuff." he joked.
Kurt's only reply was to rub his ass against Sebastian's cock before walking away to get his wine.
Sebastian grinned more, while shaking his head. "Fucking tease." he said.
Kurt winked over the rim of his wine glass. "You love it." he said, putting the glass down.
Sebastian nodded. "Yeah, let me show you how much." he said, before pressing Kurt into the counter and kissing him roughly.
KxS
That's it, hope you enjoyed it.
It took me ages to think of a name for their kitten, so in the end I just googled it haha.
I hope to write more for this weeks theme but we'll see how I go for time as I also have a few other stories to get written too.
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love hearing what you think
x
Rach