Author's note: I love this pairing, and honestly, I have no clue why there isn't more of it. It's a bit ridiculous. So, I wrote randomly (for once) and this was the product. I feel bad because in the two months I've been here, I haven't had the time to write anything. Therefore, I present you with the 200-and-some-odd-word story before you.

Warnings: Slash. When I wrote this, it was two in the morning, and I was dreaming of pineapples.

Pre-established relationship

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Callen awkwardly walked up to his partner, keeping his right arm locked in its position with his thumb and pointer finger in between his belt loop and the hem of his jeans. "Sam, do you have a belt I could borrow for a day?" His partner looked at his pants and laughed.

"Either you shrunk, or your pant grew a few inches." G stared, unimpressed. "No, G. I don't. Sorry." As Kensi and Deeks walked into the bullpen, Deeks was very audibly laughing.

"What's so funny?" Callen asked, staring at the taller, blonde-headed man. "Or are you finally pleading insanity?" He got a sarcastic laugh in his face in response.

"No. Actually, I was laughing at your pants." Callen playfully hit Deeks in the arm.

"How was I supposed to know these don't fit? They don't even look familiar."

"Callen, Callen, Callen. You should know the difference by now." G gave him a strange look as Marty laughed. "You're wearing my pants, darlin'." Marty then playfully tapped Callen's face a few times.

"How long were you gonna wait to tell me that? Marty!" He yelled the taller man's name as he started to walk away.

"Relax, babe." Deeks tossed Callen a pair of his jeans. "I still have that extra pair of your clothes from that one time you fell off fence into the realtor's pool." The whole team (except for Callen, of course) burst into laughter at the memory.

"It isn't funny, guys!" Callen yelled at his coworkers, who were walking away.

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A/N: What'd you guys think? Was it as funny as it was supposed to be? I'm probably going to be writing mroe for these two since I really, really enjoyed this. Keep an eye out if you're interested, and feel free to pm me with any questions/concerns/story prompts etc..

Also, feel free to drop a review. Peace!