What I feel should happen to Jacob Black

by o0twilight-chick0o

This is a little story of what I think Jacob should have happen to him. Told in my own childish ways. Not a Jacob/Bella fic.

This is what I think needs to happen to Jacob. Written in my childish story-telling ways.

One day stupid ugly smelly doggy Jacob decided to go for a walk up to the cliffs. The fun thing was that dumb bunny mary-sue Bella was hiding up there. When stupid ugly smelly doggy Jacob walked up to the edge of a cliff, Bella rode up in her magical pony jeep and ran him off the cliff. Then he hit a bunch of sharp pointy rocks and was eaten by dog eating tuna.