Reader's POV-

Hello. My name is _.

I don't have any problems. I'm perfect, actually. I have big boobs and a big butt. Both bounce whenever I walk, and people gargle crest mouthwash whenever they see me. No, I am not here for product placement. (Eat drink chew orbit) I do have one problem. I'm still a virgin. I tried to have the sexes with Mr. Fitz, but he was seeing other reader and Aria. I heard they had a sexy threesome while Boo Radley and Atticus Finch filmed it as the masturbated to red desk lamps. It didn't sound sexy to me. I'm sure Mr. Fitz would love my giant boobs on his face. As I made my way downtown, walking fast, faces past and I was homebound, I saw an ugly boy. He looked like he was thirteen or fourteen.

"Mmm mama gimme some of that" I liked my lips. I placed my hand on my crotch. I was very wet. I plunged my finger up my hole and pulled it out. It was very moist and it tasted like Stanford Pine's nostril hairs mixed with Donald Trump's farts. I need more of this delicious white sauce. I could sell it and make fortunes. The thick, white liquid that comes out of me is worth millions. I need to get this boy inside of me NOW! I ran up to him, boobs bouncing hitting my face. He looked up at me, and then peed himself.

"Why are your chest lumps so milky and green?" He asked eagerly, as milk duds poured out of his nostrils.

"Because I want you to get on me and make the thick white liquid come out of me. We will make millions. I will put your face on the bottles and we can make love to them!" I grabbed his face and licked it all over.

"Ok." He said. I grabbed him by his hair and I shoved him inside my boobs, as passerby gawked at the sexy sight.
"Sir, are you molesting that child?" Detective Wilden came up to me.

"Yeah, care to join us?" I smile. The detective gets an erection, and then he spits out the thick, white liquid all over us.

"Wow… you are under arrest." He starts jacking off to the boy and I.

I pull the boy out of my boobs, but he is almost dead.

"Drink the thick, white liquid! It tastes good!" I say, as I give CPR to the boy, whose name happens to be Draco Malfoy. As Wilden drinks the liquid, I shove Draco up my vajayjay and have him lick the corners of it.

"MMM MMMM AHAHFSKLJDFLKDSJFKSL DFAHOISDFJKL" I screamed. Wildon started licking Draco's butthole, which caused Draco to vomit in my vajayjay, which caused me to vomit. The vomit of Draco surged through my veins as it mixed with the thick white liquid, which was now turning pink because of Wilden's gayness. If only they knew how hard it was to lose your virginity this way. Soon, Wilden and Draco removed their heads from the butt and vajayjay holes, and started eating my breasts. They ate and ate until I had no boobs and Wilden and Draco did. I cried and asked for my boobs back. They refused to vomit them up and I had to go inside them to fetch them. I didn't want to have to rip them apart, as I had recently watched an episode of don't hug me I'm scared where the food ate the duck's organs. I decided to feed them the thick, white liquid instead. At the end of this ordeal, we all died.

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