Hello people! This is my first fanfic, so it has to be weird! The following could happen to any of us. It better happen.
Disclaimer: I do not own Avatar: the Last Airbender.
Fangirl Problems: Zutara!
"Psssst. Guys. Guys. Guysguysguys. PSSSSST! GUYS! It's Zuko! Shirtless! Zuko's shirtless! SHIRTLESS!"
"Oh no! It's Zuko again! We have to fight him again!" Said the unsuspecting Aang. Unsuspecting until...
*death glare*
*knuckles popping*
*thunder*
*baby crying*
*evil laughter*
"IF YOU EVER LAY EVEN YOU DIRTY OLD FINGER ON MY PRECIOUS LITTLE ZUKO YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE! Except Katara. It's not that I love her. I just ship Zutara. So she has to survive no matter what."
"But I'm the main character!"
"SHUT UP!"
"And what's Zatari?"
*freezes*
*whips around*
*death glare*
"What did you just say."
"Um, Aang, I think it'd be better for you if you stopped talking."
"Right you are my darling Katara."
*get's sparkly eyes and starts to get jumpy*
"OI! PEOPLE! WE HAVE A SHIRTLESS ZUKO HERE! HIS ABBS ARE PERFECT! HIS SKIN IS PERFECT! HISEVERYTHINGISPERFECTGUUUUYYYS! SHIRTLESS EQUALS PRICELESS! SEE! I FIGURED IT OUT! SUBTRACT 'less' FROM BOTH SIDES OF THE EQUATION AND WE GET SHIRT EQUALS PRICE! BECAUSE WHENEVER ZUKO WEARS A SHIRT, IT'S A PRICE ALL FEMALE POPULATION HAS TO PAY FOR THE EVIL, EVIL DEEDS WE'VE DONE IN THE PAST!"
"Ummm... But I like Kata-"
*wipes her hands*
"You are better off with out him"
"But he was the main charac-"
"And her."
"But she had food!"
"So?"
"You evil heartless creat-"
"Hehehehehe."
*Katara whispers to Zuko*
"Do you think she's crazy?"
"Aye!"
"Run away, shall we?"
"Aye, aye sir!"
"Why are you acting so weird?"
"Sorry, fangirls thought it'd be cute if I was a blue anthropomorphic talking and flying cat."
"...that's nice."
"Let's go"
They grab hands [EEEEEEEEEEEEEE] and escape.
*snaps a picture*
*photoshops a sunset in the background*
*posts it everywhere*
*almost faints, but remembers herself last second*
"My job here is done!
.
.
.
Where should I go next?"
*scratches the back of her head where some hairs are shaved off so it says 'ZUTARA'*
"Oh!"
*pop*
*pop*
*sniffs the air*
"Dramione...
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.
.
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GUYS! GUUUUYYYS! SHIRTLESS DRACO! SHIRTLESS DRACO MALFOY! GUUUUYYYYYSS!"
The End.
Or is it?