1. Chapter One
AN 1: first as to fact that eve came out in 2001 and the story starts in '97, Bite me. Second as to the fact that multiple ship will be created I'm using the fact that most eve players have Alts. And in my world Alts are just extensions of the original player therefore he can control all the ships at once
"Speech"
'Thought"
Spells
Ship Classes
Ship Names
Disclaimer: I own nothing of Eve online, Buffy, or Stargate. wish i did and and i have no money so don't waste your time suing me people
Oct 31st 1997
Location: Eve Online: Efa system YC-119
Xander looked at all his Spreadsheets and Notes and calculations once more before logging out of the game.'Ok everything is ready for when i get back. Man the Alliance better appreciate this. 6 Freighters and a titan Jumping around and bridging around low sec for a week with 1 jump to go. Have to finish this when i get back from Hür Snyder little Brainstorm.' He thought as He grabbed his bald cap he had glued some Washers to the back of and walking out the room.
SOTL: Titan- Meanwhile back on earth- SOTL: Titan
"Persona se corpum et sanguium commutandum est. Vestra sancta praesentia concrescet viscera. Janus! Sume noctem! Showtime" Says Ethan Rayne and looks to the sky having no idea what he has done.
As the spell washed over the inhabitants of Sunnydale. In Space a 365m long ship along with a Spacial and gravitational anomaly appeared in geosynchronous orbit 20,000 Km above them. In Colorado Springs on the 28th sub-floor of NORAD an Alarm Starts going off as the reading of the anomaly start appearing on the computers.
"Report Sgt." Says General Hammond as walks down the stairs from the briefing room above.
"Sir we are getting reading of some type of gravitational eddy about 20,000 Km above California. We are having NASA move the Hubble to get a good look at it but its throwing of wave of energy in pretty constant rate. According to early reports it just appeared out of nowhere. Sir" said MSgt. Harriman.
"Have SG-1 report to the briefing room and route all the information we have so far there." Said Hammond as he turned around and retraced his steps.
SOTL: Titan- Sunnydale -SOTL: Titan
'What the hell am I doing on the planet and why am I not in a dropsuit.' thought Xander Prime as he looked around his surroundings. 'Should be on my iRagnarok/i. I just lit my Cyno so I can get this damn move op over and done with and the Citadel built in O3L-95 for the Alliance. To finally be able to dock the beast.'
"XanderOMGdidyouseewhathappentoallthekidstheyturnedintotherecostumes." said Willow in Willow-babble.
"Hold on there take a deep, and answer me a Question Lady. Who are you? And why should I care unless there some ISK to be made. Said Xander Prime as he tried to understand what the stranger in front of him said.
"OMG Xander, not you to. Listen closely my name is Willow. You're my best friend and have been since kindergarten. You dressed as you Character from Eve Online. You have to be in there somewhere." Pleaded Willow.
"Whatever Willow was it, I don't have time for this I have got to figure out how I got on planet without a dropsuit or my Pod. Now get out of my way." said Xander as he went to push her and his arm passed right through her.
"A hologram really, why don't you have a More Blue outline and where is your Projector. You know what it doesn't matter. Aura, are you there? Aura, where are you? Oh you hologram, you said that you're called Willow, please direct me to the nearest spaceport so I may return to a capsule." He continued.
"Now see hear mister poopy pants I'm not a hologram. I'm person. Or at least I was a person before what this is that happened and I turned into my ghost Costume." said Willow.
"Ghost of what exactly?" interrupts Xander as he stares at her lecherously.
She cover her stomach and turn away slightly as a faint blush cover her cheeks. As she is getting ready to respond. A monster appears across the street, growling. Xander Draws his CAR9 and aims at it. It runs away. Willow jumps in front of him. "No! No guns! That's still a little kid in there!" she exclaims.
"Whatever, saves me from wasting what little ammo I have." says Xander snidely as he holstered his pistol.
We just need to find...Buffy!" She runs across the street over to Buffy. Xander follows. "Buffy! Are you okay?" says Willow. The monster is back with a friend, and they both roar as they approach. Xander draws his CAR9 again and takes aim, and makes a pointed look at Willow. While giving her an are you happy now look. "Buffy, what do we do?" said Will as Buffy faints and falls to the ground.
Xander fires off a couple rounds into the street in front of the approaching monsters. They turn and run away as there pelted with bits of asphalt from the street. Xander holsters his pistol again after reloading the energy cell with one of the spares on his belt. He looks down to Willow kneeling beside Buffy. "Buffy, are you alright?" says Willow.
"What?" says Buffy Groggily as start to return to consciousness. "Buffy, are you hurt?" repeats Willow
Buffy sits up and says "Buffy? Who's Buffy?"
Willow looks at Xander and says. "She's not Buffy."
Xander responds "Who's Buffy?"
Willow looks down and rubs her forehead and says "Oh, this is going to be fun. (To Buffy) What year is this?" Xander helps Buffy to stand up. Buffy looks at her confused and starting to hyperventilate.
"The Year of our Lord 1775, I believe. I-I don't understand."
Willow turns to Xander and ask "how about you what year is it?"
He responds" YC-118."
She looks at him with the resolve face and says "How about in AD."
He give a sheepish shrug and responds once more. "I don't know something like 23,350ish AD. History was never my strong suit in School."
As Buffy looks between the two she asks, "Who are you?"
Willow responds with "We're friends."
Buffy looks at her even more confused "F-friends of whom? Y-your dress... Everything is strange! How did I come to be here?" she finishes as she starts to hyperventilate even more.
Willow gets a look of concern on her face "Breathe, okay, breathe. You're gonna faint again," then looks at Xander "How are we supposed to get through this without the Slayer?"
Xander looks at her with a confused look. "What's a Slayer?" he ask as a monster comes around the corner of the street behind Buffy and roars, fangs bared and claws raised to attack. Buffy screams and backs off. Xander draws and fire into its chest.
Willow looks at him with tears at the corner of her eyes. "That was a kid. Why did you kill him Xander?" he holsters his pistol and looks at her.
"I did it your way twice now, and they keep coming back now. Where I come from you don't keep letting someone pod you. Instead you pod them first."
"Now I suggest we get inside before we come across anything else." says Xander.
Right at that moment Buffy screams. "A DEMON! A DEMON!" she jumps behind Xander. "A DEMON!"A sport utility vehicle comes driving down the street with its headlights on.
Willow looks at her and tries to calm her as much as she can. "That's not a demon. It's a car."
Buffy peeks around Xander and whispers. "What does it want?"
Xander steps away from Buffy. "Is this woman insane?"
Willow looks at him and responds. "She's from the past Xander."
Xander looks at her with a sideways glance. "And so are you, plus you're a hologram. And she needs to Harden The Fuck Up." Pointing at Buffy.
"No I'm a ghost. Not a hologram for the last time, I can do whatever I want to do. Now let's get inside. Buffy's house is closest, that way you can stop killing people."
Xander reloads his CAR9 "I just want you to know that I'm taking a lot on faith here. Which way, lead on I will help lady useless and protect the rear."
Willow gives him a nasty look and turns around and start walk down the street. Luckily they make it to Buffy's house without running into anymore creatures. As they approach Will walks through the wall and checks out the inside.
"Mrs. Summer are you home? It's Willow." She says, getting no response she turns to exit the same way she enter just as Xander and Buffy open the door and walk through and closing it once more.. "Well good thing is Buffy's mom isn't home." At this point they hear a woman screaming outside. Xander looks outside again
"Damn it! Be right Back." Says Xander as he opens the door and goes out to help rescue the woman outside drawing his Scrambler Pistol just as the door closes.
Buffy runs up to Willow. "Surely he'll not desert us!" she says in a quiet voice. Willow just Shakes her head and rolls her eyes and heads into the living room. Buffy is wide-eyed with fear.
Outside Cordelia screams as she runs from a Sasquatch. "Somebody help me!" She looks back at the monster chasing her and screams. When she turns back around again she runs into Xander. "Xander! Help me!"
He raise and Shoots the Sasquatch in the leg and it drop howling in pain. "Come inside!" He takes her by her elbow and leads her into the house. Inside Willow is watching through the window, as Xander and Cordelia quickly come in through the door.
"Cordelia!" says Willow as she turns away from the window.
"Wait a... What's going on? And when did Xander get a ray gun" says Cordelia.
"Okay, your name is Cordelia, you're not a cat, you're in high school, and we're your friends. Well, sort of." Says Willow in an almost Babble like speed.
"That's nice, Willow. And you went mental when?" says Cordelia with smirk on her face.
"You know us?" ask Willow with the first gleam of hope on her face.
Cordelia looks at her sarcastically "Yeah. Lucky me. What's with the name game anyways?"
Will takes a deep breath. "A lot's going on. Almost everyone has turned into their costumes. Look, I dressed as a ghost and look." as she passes her hand though the end table. "Then we got Buffy who dressed as some old-time noble lady. To impress Angel. Then Xander dressed as his main Character from Eve Online which takes place like 21,000 years in the future and he a bit off a little. So watch out."
Cordelia looking at Willow her eyes getting wider and wider as she spoke till they just about popped out of her head when Willow's hand went through the table "No kidding. I was just attacked by Jo-Jo, the Dog-Faced Boy. Look at my costume!" shows them the torn sleeve. "Do you really think that Party town's gonna give me my deposit back? Not on the likely. Then before that I see a Giant golden egg sitting in the park 3 blocks over."
As soon as Xander hears Giant golden egg he looks at her and recalls that even where he's from, some people who have never seen a Capsule and even some Capsuleers call it an Egg. And the fact he had one of the special iGenolution 'Auroral' AU-79/i pod Contract with Concord.
"Where did you see the Golden Egg at Cordelia?" he ask with a small smile starting on his face.
"It was Like 3 blocks over back the way I came in the park that's where that monster started chasing me from." As soon as she finishes, Xander reaches for the door to leave. "Wait if you leave, who will protect us?" says both Willow and Cordelia at the same time.
He looks at them and reaches down to his boot and pulls out a Hilt which he then flicks a switch one and the metal seems to expand out till it has a 2 ft. blade looking more like a short sword then a knife, and hands it to Cordelia. "Here this is a Nova Knife, while it don't look like much, that Blade is only a few molecules thick. It will cut through flesh and bone with no problem. Just whatever you do don't push the red button. If you do it will deploy it thermal layer and go from cool to the touch to hotter than the sun frying you and everything near you to a crisp." he finished as he points out the button on the hilt near the base.
"Now once I check out what you seen I will be back as soon as possible and get you guys out of this place and somewhere completely safe." He turns around open the door and walks out closing it behind him.
Just as he's reaching the end of the sidewalk Willow pokes her head through the door and shouts. "Please try not to kill anyone else, you don't know who may be an Innocent victim and who is a real monster of whatever this is." He turns and give her a Salute and takes off at a slow and cautious jog while keeping his eyes open for anything and turn down the street Cordelia came down.
He makes it to the park and sitting there in all its glory is his pod, a small tear falls from the corner of his eye. 'YES, YES, yes now maybe I can figure out what's happening.' As he walks up to the side of the pod and places his hand on it his implant connects with its computer system and come online for the first time tonight. 'Yes' he thinks as his HUD starts up on it Holo overlay built into his High-Grade Slave Alpha thru Omega implants. As soon as the pod completes it loading cycle it open and he steps in, striping off his clothes and storing them in their bin. Then sits in the control chair and the pod begins to fill with the Shock Absorbing Hyper Oxygenated Gel. As it leads plug into the port in the back of his head and Man and Machine becomes one.
As soon as the interface is complete, he blasts off at top speed heading for space to get a sensor scan of the system to see if he can find the rest of his assets. As soon as he breaks orbit he detects the active Cyno Beacon and the ship generating it. It's his Alt remote controlled clone. Commonly shortened to ALT. flying his Rapier. That should have been in O3L-95. But he ignores that fact in pulls up his other 7 alts on a mental interface checking with his sitter slash bridge toon in his Ragnarok to see if it was within range of the beacon and also Double checking that all His BPO's and BPC's where there. As soon as he was certain he commands it to activate its jump portal and he bridges all 6 of the Charon-Class freighters and as soon as it cycle down he jumps the Ragnarok into system. Commanding his alt to eject another Rapier he boards it's, cloaks it, and head back toward his previous location all the while. Down on the planet, all sorts of pandemonium is happening in NORAD.
SOTL: Titan-SGC 10 minutes before the jump -SOTL: Titan
"Well Captain what have you figured out so far?" as Gen. Hammond as he walk out of his office.
"Well Sir from the reading we have picked up over the last 20 Minutes the Anomaly hasn't changed size or location. It's similar in reading we see from the Stargate. Right before the wormhole establishes itself. But on a much longer and more powerful scale. And it seems to be holding at that point almost like a beacon waiting for a wormhole to establish" say Sam.
"Is it Goa'uld in origin?" ask the General.
"Sir after talking with Teal'c and looking over everything we know about Goa'uld technology. I don't think so Sir. I think it might be an entirely new species or it could be the gate builders since the energy is so similar. Though it does seem to operate on a completely different wavelength the Stargate. Sir, to put it into perspective even if we look at just the duration it's been at this stage. The Stargate would have blown up at T+20 seconds. Add in the power it's radiating and the explosion would have atomized most of the west coast. With an explosive shock wave that would have shattered the planet's crust. But as far as I can tell it stable and harmless. We should be getting out first picture any minute now from the Hubble telescope." As she finished the picture on the TV behind her changed.
From a couple of different charts to a Capital H shaped ship with a long tail and the vertical line's part of the ship angle in at the top and out at the bottom. "Teal'c does the look familiar to you?" ask Sam.
"It does not look like any ship i have ever seen captain Carter." respond Teal'c
At about that moment MSgt. Harriman Cuts in over the phone intercom. "Sorry Sir to interrupt but NORAD Tracking Radar just picked up an Object Leaving the Surface. Somewhere in central California north of LA. The object left the surface at over 1,000 Mph and never slowed all the way into orbit. On a Straight line for the anomaly." right after he finished the monitor under the TV started going haywire.
"Report Captain." stated Hammond
"One second sir." she replies as she takes a look at the monitor and her eyebrows hit her hairline. "Uhh sir, the reading just skyrocket on the power scale and now have stabilized as though a wormhole has opened between the anomaly and another point in space. And 6 Ships just appeared in a 5km Radius of the center, and sir all 6 ships are identical, and almost 2.5km long and 900m wide and 200m tall." as they process that Sam continues. "Holy cow sir, a new ship just appeared and its huge roughly 18km long 3 km wide and 4km tall at its tallest point. Also sir the anomaly has disappeared. Sir we are now detect a 9th vessel undocking from the big one. It appears to be similar to the one that opened the anomaly and vessel that launched from the surface. Is approaching it and has disappeared."
"It looked like it docked but then the new contact also disappeared. But it was different as though it originating at one point and spreading right before it disappeared, it was heading towards California. I have to theorize it activated a cloaking device. As has the first Vessel but before it did it dropped 8 Small objects that took off at high speed in all directions. The 7 Larger Vessels are slowly heading towards the moon at a rough speed of about 135 Mph. Wait a minute sir, their velocity changed to almost 200,000 they seemed to phase though the moon and disappear. We have lost all contact with those 7 ships but had they continued on at that speed we would have seen them by now. So either they Destroyed themselves by hitting the moon. Which left no debris or impact points or they stopped on the darkside and we can no longer see them. Which is good news for us, although the bad news is they would have been visible with a basic telescope from anywhere in the northwest US all the way to Japan for over 3 minutes and the anomaly for over 25 minutes."
"Ok captain, have you figured out where that small launched from?" ask Gen. Hammond. "Yes sir it launch from right in the middle of Sunnydale CA, plus or minus ½ mile." respond Sam.
"Ok SG-1, you are going to Sunnydale. Get there and try and locate its launch site, and see if you can find the other ship, maybe it returned there since Carter mention it was coming back planet side before it cloaked. I'm declaring a possible foothold situation. Now get going, I need to brief the president and joint chiefs on what's going on." he says as he turns around and walks into his office for a nice long talk on the red phone, though before he start he shakes a few antacids out of the bottle on his desk and chews on them.
SOTL: Titan-Sunnydale -SOTL: Titan
As Xander approached the small town he had left less than 10 minutes ago. He wonder why he was heading back down. He kept telling himself it had nothing to do with those girls and everything to do with getting his favorite Nova Knife back. He also knew it would be a different experience this time with have a full outfitted scout dropsuit with cloak and some Riot control weaponry. 'Ok autopilot set to hover at 2100m and keep out of the way of any local traffic. And keep it self cloaked until I call for it to land for pick up time to suit up.' He thinks as he exits his pod and walks through the empty corridors form the cockpit. There sat a Minmatar scout suit with a shield tank since he didn't want to waste what nanobot he had with him since there were no auto nano resupply stations for armor repairer to work with.
As soon as he is finished suiting up with a quick mental command, the small airlock opens in the main cargo bay door and he steps in, and it immediately cycling though and he steps off the edge falling the 2100m to the ground below flaring his jump harness at the last moment. Landing in the backyard of Buffy's house just as Buffy scream and runs out the back door. He hears a man's voice shout "Buffy no" and she collides with him knocking herself out. He kneels down checks on her. Making sure she's ok. Then turns to the open door grabbing his Stun Rifle off his back hard point. As he enter he sees 2 men on the ground wrestling around. He shoots the first one and he falls to ground shaking and unconscious. As he sees the second man with a ridged for head and yellow eyes he aims and shoots him also. But instead of dropping to the ground he shakes for a moment and so Xander just holds down the trigger. As round after round hits Angel, he finally after about 8th or 9th round fall to the ground unconscious. Then he sees Cordelia walk through from the interior door from the living room.
As soon as she sees him she starts to back up back to the living room. "Wait Cordelia it's me Xander." he says as he command the helmet to fold up and expose his.
"Where did you get the suit of armor Dewb? And why does it look like it should be in a junkyard" she asks.
"Wait one second, let me go get Buffy in from outside, and throw these two pieces of trash outside." he says as he picks up both angel and the Dracula wanna be dropping them by the back door and walking over to the Buffy and carrying her bridal style into the house shutting the door behind him and Cordelia locking it. As he enters the living room he see the hilt of the Nova Knife sticking out of the floor and gives a sideways glance in which Cordelia get a slight blush.
Setting Buffy on the couch he turn towards Cordelia and begins. "As soon as you describe the giant egg in the park i knew it was my command pod. So I made my way there. Thankfully without running into any more creatures, once there my implants came back online. So I took off for Space to see if my ship was there, which it wasn't but one of my Alts was so I connected with it, and once I did I found out that the other 7 of my 8 Alts were, including my Titan. So I bridge in the 6 freighters and jumped my Titan in after the bridge collapsed from there I launch a smaller ship from its hanger, and that's hovering overhead right now though you can't see it due to the cloak. But there's the short version. Now where is Willow?" He ask looking around.
"Well after you left there was this loud boom, and I dropped that knife you gave me and it got stuck in the floor." says Cordelia pointing at the hilt. As soon as she does, Xander walks over and kneels down grabbing it, and yanking it out of the wood, putting it in the special mount on his forearm the blade immediately retract back and the hilt seems to blend seamlessly with the rest of the armor. "Anyways right after that Angel showed up. Asked Willow if she could make it to Giles' house since she was a ghost and couldn't be harmed. Hopefully he could figure out how to reverse it. While Angel protected up. But who knew, I mean earlier Buffy tried to tell me but I didn't believe her or Willow. That Angel was a real vampire, not someone like you or Willow, and affected by whatever this is that did this." she said as plopped into the recliner near the couch as stress and the horror of today started to get to her.
"Ahh so yellow eyes and forehead ridges was a real monster, huh. Must have been why it took some many stun round for him to go down." says Xander as his heads up display mini map zooms out and shows a live feed from the end of the street where a group of about 20 to 25 little monster with a couple of the Yellow eyed real Vampires in the back give directions with one with white hair seeming in charge. "Well we got a bunch monsters incoming, time to go." he grabs Buffy and reengages his helmet, heading for the back door, instead of taking the time to open it he just punches it of the frame and keeps walking. Cordelia follows behind stepping carefully over the broken door. At about that moment the Rapier decloaks and lowers itself down as low as it can, about 6 or 7 m and open the main cargo bay door.
"Holy Cow that huge. Also why does it look like it's held together by duct tape, is that thing even safe to fly in." she says in disbelief on its run down appearance.
"Hey now don't be dissing my ship, that's the pride of the Minmatar Navy, the Rapier Class Force Recon Cruiser. Now come here and hold on tight we are going up." he says as he reaches over and wraps his remaining arm around her and activates his jump jet to make the 7m jump with no problem.
"Oh MY GOD don't ever do that again." Cordelia yells after he lets her go and sets Buffy on the deck as the bay door closes behind him.
"Never mind I need to get to the cockpit. And get some altitude so we can cloak back up. Watch out for Buffy and don't leave this bay till I come back." he steps away then the back of the drop-suit splits open and he steps out in the only the speedo like undergarments that Capsuleers wear to interface with the capsule and dropsuits.
'OMG Xander is a hunk.' Thinks Cordelia as Xander takes off to the far wall. The Rapier begins to gain altitude but at that moment the spell ends and Xander collapses. While outside the ship it comes to 2100 m and hold steady but doesn't recloak. All the little monsters collapse and so does everyone else in Sunnydale who was affected.
As his army collapse around him Spike sees the ship rise behind Buffy's house. "Oh hell no. this ain't bloody fair, she get aliens on her side. Ok boys back to the Lair and grab a Couple snacks while you're at it." he turns and walks away pointing toward 5 or 6 of the older teens including the injured Jo-Jo and Harmony.
While all over Sunnydale most people glanced at the ship hovering over town and ignored it. Some people took out there Camcorders and Polaroid cameras some of these picture would end up scanned onto computer and upload onto Eve: online Message Boards and Fan Sites. But as Rupert Giles walks out of Ethan's Costume Shop. All he can do is take off his glass and begin polishing the lens away.
AN 2: now this is the first thing I have ever written, I have no beta so please message me or leave a review if you want to be the Beta. Please have some knowledge of Eve and Buffy.
Also to you Eve purists, about some of the sizes I had to guess, I couldn't find height or width sizes on any ships, so I will continue to guesstimate using the length sizes in game. Also you will not see Any Hybrid guns as you know them. Cause in my mind the way Eve Hybrid guns work just won't be worth it in the Buffy/Stargate physics. But you will see the other types of weapons.
AN 3: If in some reviews you want to leave what type of T2 ship BPC's you think he should have. Also you may see some tech that's not from any of the 3 Universe that tech I will try to make as balanced as possible but it's basically my speculation on how we will use both citadels stations and player made Stargate in the future of EVE.
