Day one- the switch
Disclaimer- I own a Cow shirt. Flames will be used to burn Ed's pants.
"Damn you sunlight..." Roy moaned as he was blinded by sunlight waking him up. "MORNING BASTARD!" Ed yelled into his room making Roy yell back. He went to grab his ignition glove to fry Ed but Ed had run off before he could do anything. He got up and dressed and walked out to the kitchen. Ed shoved a cup of coffee in front of him, "Here Bastard. I've gotta go in early so I'll see you later!" Ed ran off to work as Roy sighed, "why does Ed have to be such an annoying boy?" He turned the TV on only to see an ad sent from heaven, "You got a bad annoying roommate? Wish that they would go away for a day or so? Then apply for the new NBS's new reality show, "Trading Roommates!" Where we switch your roommate with someone else for a whole seven days! To apply, call 1-888-555-9865!"Roy jumped up grinning and called the number. Thank you for calling the NBS Recruit hotline. How may I help you?" "Yes, I'm calling to apply to be on the new show Trading Roommates." "Okay, can I have your name?" "Roy Mustang." "And your roommate's name?" "Edward Elric." "Okay. Pack his things and bring him to the station. We'll handle it from there. And we'll also need a release form signed to allow cameras to film the activities in your living area while you have another room mate." "Okay. Is that all." "Yes. Your new roommate will be there tomorrow with a camera crew." "Okay. Bye." Roy hang up and started doing a dance as he packed Ed's bags. "No Edward for an entire week! This is a godsend! Thank you so much God you must really love me! Now keep working and don't give me some idiot!" He finished and ran at lightning speed with the bags to HQ.
Edward walked into his office and sat down. He had to take a desk job after his promotion to Cornel. Hawkeye walked in with Paperwork, "Here. Sign these and put them on my desk before Noon." With that, she left and Ed started signing them so he could get out earlier. Roy rushed in and loaded Ed up with his bags and finished his paperwork and put his papers on Riza's desk. He ran out with Ed to the TV station and after signing the waiver, he looked at Ed grinning, "Goodbye ed! Have a great Vacation! No you for a week to bother me!" Roy walked off laughing happily as Ed looked at him Dumbfounded, "ummm ok something is going on here...and it looks bad."