"If you think this is hard try waterboarding, that's hard!"Coach Sue Sylvester, man hater, harder than a marine, soulless and cheer squad coach was as usual trying to make us feel like dying. On any other day, I, Rachel Berry would take it like any other but today on the field in the height of the summer I'm thinking waterboarding doesn't sound so bad.
Looking at Britney and Santana, my all time bff's I could tell they were thinking the same.. this was gruelling, even for us, the 3 leading cheerleaders of William Mckinley High.
"Right you pathetic bunch of losers, hit the showers, call this practice, I put more effort into getting out of bed!" Coach Sylvester yelled, and boy does she yell, maybe with a bit of luck one day she might actually choke on a fly, the silence would be more welcoming than world peace.
Looking across the field I can see Finn and Puck up to their old tricks, there with the rest of their team they're ganging up on Kurt Hummel,(the schools resident fashioneesta on this occasion I have to admit is wearing an adorable jacket from Marc Jacobs new collection) and have him half hoiseted in the air for what looks like a daily garbage binning. I like Kurt a little and I won't admit that but honestly I like Finn so much more and boys will..well always be boys, let them have their fun.
"Rachel come on! I feel so gross and really would like to get to the shower before anyone else!" Santana moaned. "I'm coming, I'm coming", and ran (or tried to) as fast as I could to catch up with her and Britney.
At times like this I just want to make a bee line for the showers, the last thing I need or want is to be caught in a corridor full of school kids, I mean I have a reputation to keep, I'm perfect, look perfect and well..I'm perfect in just every way! Today though, things are different, there's a large group of low lifes paying a large amount of interest to something on the events board and Britney was heading straight towards them,
"What's so interesting people?"
"Mr Schuster is trying to put together a glee club" a first year freckly kid
squeeked..
"Glee is for stupid people" another said.
Santana took a step forward, " You know what?" she said, " This might be the perfect excuse to get us out class, I'm signing us up!"
"No!"
"Why not Rachel, I've heard you sing, besides would you rather sing or sit around in a drolling boring history lesson?"
"But.."
"No Buts, you Britney and me are going to do what we do best, make it look good, and sexy!"
I looked to Britney for some inkling that she was against the idea and was quickly let down, she was glaring and me with the mischievous smirk of hers. "God I hate you two!" Why do I feel like this is going to be painful!" And with that Santana promptly scribbled our names on the signup sheet.
This was going to be the beginning of something, of what, I'm not too sure...