A trip to the Psychologist's Office
By: Keiko Nakamoto
Disclaimer: I don't own Kit or any other characters from the books. The Psychos are mine, however.
Notes: I had to write this for school, and I liked how it turned out, so I uploaded it in case by some odd chance, anyone reads WoBP fanfics.
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)Kit enters(
Psycho 1: *sympathetic* hello Miss Tyler…
Psycho 2: *sympathetic* how are you?
Kit: *wary* Fine…
Psycho 1: are you…
Psycho 2: Sure about that…?
Kit: Well…I do have this one little problem…
Psycho 1: Really?
Psycho 2: Tell us about it…
Kit: Well you see, there's this guy…
Psycho 1: A guy!?
Psycho 2: Really!?
Psycho 1: Tell us
Psycho 2: More about him…
Kit: Uh, well, his name is William and...
Psycho 1: William?
Psycho 2: Hmm…go on…
Kit: yes, William, and he wants to, well, marry me.
Psycho 1: Marry you!
Psycho 2: Interesting!
Psycho 1: Now, how is this
Psycho 2: a problem?
Kit: Well, I'm not really sure I want to marry him.
Psycho 1: Is there
Psycho 2: someone else?
Kit: I don't think so…
Psycho 1: You don't
Psycho 2: think so?
Psycho 1; Tell us about
Psycho 2: some of the other men
Psycho 1: in your life.
Kit: Um…well there's John. John Hol???. He's a friend of mine and…
Psycho 1: Just a friend?
Psycho 2: Nothing more?
Kit: Nothing more. Besides, I think Mercy fancies him.
Psycho 1: Mercy?
Psycho 2: Tell us about this…
Psycho 1: Mercy.
Kit: Okay. Well, she's my cousin, and she's so sweet and patient. I don't know how she does it, she cleans and teaches with such patience! And she's always so kind, even though she's crippled…
Psycho 1: Crippled?
Psycho 2: Really.
Kit: *getting annoyed* Yes, crippled. Anyway, I'm sure she's in love with John, but Judith is too!
Psycho 1: Judith?
Psycho 2: *grin* Love triangles, hmm…
Kit: Um…yeah, well, Judith is my other cousin. Mercy's sister.
Psycho 1: Love triangles all in one family!
Psycho 2: Even better!
Kit: *glare*
Psycho 1: Sorry,
Psycho 2: please continue.
Kit: Thank you. Anyway, Judith. She used to be in love with William, but now she's set her sights on John. I really don't think John has even noticed though, but she's convinced he loves her. And now Mercy loves him too! And William seems to love me! *clutches head* ARGH.
Psycho 1: *grin* Are these the only
Psycho 2: *grin* people involved?
Kit: *calms down a bit* Uh, I think so.
Psycho 1: No one you
Psycho 2: have your sights set on?
Kit: ……..no...
Psycho 1: Any other men
Psycho 2: "close" to you?
Kit: *frown* Well, there's that awful boy from the ship…Nat.
Psycho 1: *grin* Nat?
Psycho 2: *grin* interesting…
Kit: *annoyed* Excuse me? I DON'T like Nat!
Psycho 1: Uh-huh.
Psycho 2: Sure.
Kit: *throws hands up* That's it, I don't have to take this. *jumps up*
Psycho 1: Hey, hey! You haven't
Psycho 2: even heard our advice yet!
Kit: *glare glare*
Psycho 1: Please,
Psycho 2: sit down.
Kit: I think I'd do better to handle this on my own thank you very much.
Psycho 1: Now now, listen Miss Tyler
Psycho 2: "The way of a fool seems right to him."
Psycho 1: "but a wise man listens to advice."
Psycho 2: Proverbs
Psycho 1: 12:15.
Kit: *glares, but sits*
Psycho 1: *to Psycho 2* Um…do we have
Psycho 2: Any advice? No.
Psycho 1: Greeeat.
Kit: Um, don't you have some advice or something?
Psycho 1: Um…
Psycho 2: Well…
Psycho 1: "It is a trap for a man" *nudges Psycho 2*
Psycho 2: huh? Oh! "To dedicate something rashly" *confused look*
Psycho 1: "and only later to consider"
Psycho 2: "His vows"…Proverbs
Psycho 1: 20:25…do not rush
Psycho 2: Into anything. Think
Psycho 1: Everything through.
Psycho 2: Every consequence
Psycho 1: and reward.
Psycho 2: Then make your decisions.
Psycho 1 and 2: *bow sagely*
Psycho 1: You may
Psycho 2: leave now
Psycho 1: Miss Tyler…
Kit: *weirded out look, stands and walks away*
Psycho 1: *relieved sigh* Well, we
Psycho 2: pulled it off!
~ Owari
By: Keiko Nakamoto
Disclaimer: I don't own Kit or any other characters from the books. The Psychos are mine, however.
Notes: I had to write this for school, and I liked how it turned out, so I uploaded it in case by some odd chance, anyone reads WoBP fanfics.
~ * ~
)Kit enters(
Psycho 1: *sympathetic* hello Miss Tyler…
Psycho 2: *sympathetic* how are you?
Kit: *wary* Fine…
Psycho 1: are you…
Psycho 2: Sure about that…?
Kit: Well…I do have this one little problem…
Psycho 1: Really?
Psycho 2: Tell us about it…
Kit: Well you see, there's this guy…
Psycho 1: A guy!?
Psycho 2: Really!?
Psycho 1: Tell us
Psycho 2: More about him…
Kit: Uh, well, his name is William and...
Psycho 1: William?
Psycho 2: Hmm…go on…
Kit: yes, William, and he wants to, well, marry me.
Psycho 1: Marry you!
Psycho 2: Interesting!
Psycho 1: Now, how is this
Psycho 2: a problem?
Kit: Well, I'm not really sure I want to marry him.
Psycho 1: Is there
Psycho 2: someone else?
Kit: I don't think so…
Psycho 1: You don't
Psycho 2: think so?
Psycho 1; Tell us about
Psycho 2: some of the other men
Psycho 1: in your life.
Kit: Um…well there's John. John Hol???. He's a friend of mine and…
Psycho 1: Just a friend?
Psycho 2: Nothing more?
Kit: Nothing more. Besides, I think Mercy fancies him.
Psycho 1: Mercy?
Psycho 2: Tell us about this…
Psycho 1: Mercy.
Kit: Okay. Well, she's my cousin, and she's so sweet and patient. I don't know how she does it, she cleans and teaches with such patience! And she's always so kind, even though she's crippled…
Psycho 1: Crippled?
Psycho 2: Really.
Kit: *getting annoyed* Yes, crippled. Anyway, I'm sure she's in love with John, but Judith is too!
Psycho 1: Judith?
Psycho 2: *grin* Love triangles, hmm…
Kit: Um…yeah, well, Judith is my other cousin. Mercy's sister.
Psycho 1: Love triangles all in one family!
Psycho 2: Even better!
Kit: *glare*
Psycho 1: Sorry,
Psycho 2: please continue.
Kit: Thank you. Anyway, Judith. She used to be in love with William, but now she's set her sights on John. I really don't think John has even noticed though, but she's convinced he loves her. And now Mercy loves him too! And William seems to love me! *clutches head* ARGH.
Psycho 1: *grin* Are these the only
Psycho 2: *grin* people involved?
Kit: *calms down a bit* Uh, I think so.
Psycho 1: No one you
Psycho 2: have your sights set on?
Kit: ……..no...
Psycho 1: Any other men
Psycho 2: "close" to you?
Kit: *frown* Well, there's that awful boy from the ship…Nat.
Psycho 1: *grin* Nat?
Psycho 2: *grin* interesting…
Kit: *annoyed* Excuse me? I DON'T like Nat!
Psycho 1: Uh-huh.
Psycho 2: Sure.
Kit: *throws hands up* That's it, I don't have to take this. *jumps up*
Psycho 1: Hey, hey! You haven't
Psycho 2: even heard our advice yet!
Kit: *glare glare*
Psycho 1: Please,
Psycho 2: sit down.
Kit: I think I'd do better to handle this on my own thank you very much.
Psycho 1: Now now, listen Miss Tyler
Psycho 2: "The way of a fool seems right to him."
Psycho 1: "but a wise man listens to advice."
Psycho 2: Proverbs
Psycho 1: 12:15.
Kit: *glares, but sits*
Psycho 1: *to Psycho 2* Um…do we have
Psycho 2: Any advice? No.
Psycho 1: Greeeat.
Kit: Um, don't you have some advice or something?
Psycho 1: Um…
Psycho 2: Well…
Psycho 1: "It is a trap for a man" *nudges Psycho 2*
Psycho 2: huh? Oh! "To dedicate something rashly" *confused look*
Psycho 1: "and only later to consider"
Psycho 2: "His vows"…Proverbs
Psycho 1: 20:25…do not rush
Psycho 2: Into anything. Think
Psycho 1: Everything through.
Psycho 2: Every consequence
Psycho 1: and reward.
Psycho 2: Then make your decisions.
Psycho 1 and 2: *bow sagely*
Psycho 1: You may
Psycho 2: leave now
Psycho 1: Miss Tyler…
Kit: *weirded out look, stands and walks away*
Psycho 1: *relieved sigh* Well, we
Psycho 2: pulled it off!
~ Owari