Warning: This South Park Fan fiction story has very foul language, violence, blood & gore, implied sexual situations and a great mass mockery that the show is widely known for over the years. That I don't owned or created South Park by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Comedy Central because I write my own stories between season breaks .It is intended for mature reading if you find it too vulgar to read that you have the choice to do not read it at all or do not a give a crap at all which I hope that you will be enjoy it and laugh your ass off.
A South Park Halloween
Chapter 1: Normalcy Doesn't Exist Around Here
A few days before Halloween, around the small peaceful town of South Park, Colorado which it was finely decorated with harvest colors and Halloween decorations has donned in windows and on doors plus inside residents' yards and trees that was filled with their homemade mini cemeteries, skeletons and spider webs. At Stan's house out in the front yard which the Marshes was out raking the yard that was covered by colorful blanket of leaves along with Halloween decorations that they are about to put it up. Which Stan was helping his dad out with pulling the decorations up and out that is when his friends came by while they were holding plastic bags in their small hands.
"Hey Stan!" His three friends said as they stopped in their tracks to talk to him; which Randy looks very annoyed at that moment because he is doing the work right now.
"Hey you guys." Stan answers back which he puts a string of pumpkin shaped lanterns on to the ground.
"Dude, you know what we are doing the same thing as a group for this year's Halloween." Kyle asked while Cartman looks very annoyed which last year he was the Hulk and everyone was very confused about his costume like giving comments out like he was Green Honey Boo Boo, Bruce Vilanch, Chaz Bono and Harvey Fierstein while they were out trick and treating and looks pissed at Stan because his retarded father wanted him to worked at the new" flop" family business a Blockbuster Video store during last Halloween. Plus they lost the last year's costume contest thanks to Wendy fucking Testaburger's same old costume, the very same Chewbacca mask which she always wear and wins those costume contests every year.
"Yeah you Guys, I do have my long fake beard and camo clothes which I went to the store with the store with my mom last night." Stan said.
"We just went to the store and brought our stuff for our costumes today." Kenny said.
"SSSTTTAAANNN!, I need your help now!" Randy screams at him which Stan quickly turns around to looks at his own raging father at that moment.
"Okay dad I'm coming back, so don't have a bitch fit right now." Stan said while she was nosebridgepinching himself to hides from the possible scene of embarrassment which Cartman begins to snickers lightly behind him.
"Stan, your dad is such a drunken retarded fag." Cartman said to Stan in a low whisper.
"Uh shut up fat ass!" Stan angry grumbles out and marches back to his father at that moment.
"Well fuck you fucking hippie emo little bitch!" Cartman shrieks back.
"What the fuck is a fucking hippie emo little bitch fat ass?" Stan angrily said while looking scornfully at Cartman.
"Uh screw you guys, I'm going home!" Cartman said as he walks away.
"What a little bitch?!"Kenny said while he was shaking his head for Cartman's stupidity.
"We'll see you later Stan!" Kyle said which they were also walking away too.
"Kyle, I'm will talk to you later." Stan answers back which that is when he went back to work with his father to put the decorations up for their Haunted House.
"Alright dude I'm call you at five then." Kyle replied back as he continues to walks away.
But across town which on the outskirts of the town limits at Rancher Bob Denkins' farm which the police were on the scene which it is apparently animal attack which something have attacked one of Denkins 'cattle over night and the officers who are bored out of their minds right now then all sudden they starts to work when Sergeant Yates who is with his Toady partner and BarBrady that Old farmer Denkins was angrily ranting at them as they walks up to the crime scene at that moment.
"Officer BarBrady and Sgt. Yates, something is attacking my cattle again." Denkins rages while looking angry at them both." Well then I have heard these very strange noises at night during these last few nights out in the woods that I'm owned?"
"Carl, do you ever stop to think your imagination is overacting about those strange stuff and noises that is coming from the woods right now because it's Halloween which it could be a normal animal like a Mountain Lion." Yates said which he has a very annoyed look on his face.
"Well I think those damned aliens are stealing my cattle herd again?!" Carl said in an angry sigh.
"Oh camel poop please don't tell me it's not another alien being in our sight again; which I clearly had an enough of dealing with these darned outer space creatures at this point of time." BarBrady said with a loud bored sigh after dealing with the Gua and the colonists these last few months.
"Uh Sir, something had mangled that cow into pieces which we had recovered a puddle of neon green slime like substance by the carcass and on it too." The Vet said while holding a test tube of it in the air to show them."Which I'm going to get this tested."
"Fine then just do it!" Yates angry said while he was standing by his squad and the police chief that moment.
Meanwhile at the very same time the mayor's office which McDaniels was in which she was seated at her desk busy milling through her paperwork while her number one assistant Johnson was standing by her side. But all sudden her office intercom crackles to life for a second.
"Uh Excuse me madam mayor, there is a Dr. Alphonse Mephesto is here to see you about something very urgent." Freddy said which he was in the other room covering for the mayor's personal secretary right now.
"What the mad scientist like freak has let loose now on this God Forsaken hick town?" McDaniels grumbles out loudly in an angry tone while rolling her eyes which she has to loathe about dealing with this freak which in her own mind that she thinks he is a crazy mad scientist which all the experiments that he does on everything that causes damages in the town big time. "Can we have a normal Halloween around here without anything strange happens!?" she stopped talking before recomposed herself to deal with his crazy ass. "Freddy, please send him in." That is when Mephesto came walking in her office with his little money looking thing for his assistant Kevin who stand by his side.
"Mayor McDaniels, we have a major problem on our hands right now." Mephesto said as he crept toward her desk.
"Well then… you better tell me what kind of problem that we have on our hands Mephesto?" McDaniels asked in a very sarcastic tone voice while rolling her eyes at him as he puts his hands on her desk.
"Mayor, a brand new creation of mine has escaped from its pin which I had created a reptile/human hybrid….If we don't catch it that we will have a bloodbath on our hands. " Mephesto replied back at her sarcastic question which something has snapped within the mayor at that moment. All sudden McDaniels has leapt out of her fancy chair to grabs a hold of his shirt collar which she is about to throttle him for putting many lives at risk because it's Halloween after all which the trick and threating hours will bring a lot of people out during those hours.
"You did what you son of bitch, do you know how many lives that you are putting at risk during the town's Halloween celebrations." McDaniels begins to openly scolds him while she was continuing to throttling him which Johnson is trying to drags her away from him at that moment. "Get out of my sight now before I call security or the police on your ass which I will sent you to the nut house!"
"Mayor, you are being very dramatic right now." Johnson said while he was holding her back which she is struggling to get free from his hold.
"Oh shut up Johnson and let me go now!" McDaniels replied back in an angry tone voice that is when Mesphesto has decides to leave the room then she says as she sat down at her desk." This just great we have a monster running around here, thanks to Dr. Frankenstein who will not leave nature alone... Look like I'm calling those damn incompetent idiots to catch this thing before this gets out of hand; Sworn to the good lord I wishes that someone takes his medical license away from him for good."
That is when she pick her black office phone up to call BarBrady right now; which no one is not answering their office phone then she try his cell at that moment. That is when he answers it while he is still at the crime scene.
"George, where you are at right now?" McDaniels asked while she was standing in front of her desk which she has her phone receiver by her ear.
"Well mayor I'm still at a crime scene that someone or something had killed one of old farmer Carl Denkins' cattle again?" BarBrady replied which he knows something is wrong which he can tell in the tone of her voice.
"When you get back into town that I want to see you about something very urgent." McDaniels answers back.
"Okie Dokie then mayor?!" BarBrady said that is when she had hung up on him at that moment.
"Wait Goddamned minute did I hear right did he says there are a bunch of dead cattle around here?" McDaniels notes herself loudly which she has a very shocked look that appeared on her face. Which she was pulling her pack of cigarettes out of her desk cupboard to smoke them because she is now stressed out from this bad news that she had gotten. Which Johnson simply rolls his eyes at her smoking which he had thought that she had quit.
"Mayor, I thought that you had quits smoking for this year's New Year's resolution of yours." Johnson said.
"Well Johnson I had gave up on quitting smoking which this damned town is stressing me out big time?" McDaniels said with an frown that formed on her face but starting to relax as she exhales. "Oh thank you sweet Jesus which I really needs this right now."
"Well mayor I'll be back which I'm going to file these paperwork right now?" Johnson said as he walks out of the room at that very same moment while the mayor has gently lumps herself back in her comfortable chair.
"Yeah whatever!" McDaniels replied as she continues to smoke and sitting at her desk plus back to signing paperwork while she waits for BarBrady to show up.
To Be Continued
Author's Note: This is my Halloween story which I starting it early so enjoy this chapter while I figured the rest of the plot out.