Disclaimer:Nope don't own em. I wish I did but I don't.
(Scene: The Paris Opera Dude Ranch in Erik, Nadir, Raoul, and Piangi's dorm. Shhhh they're sleeping quietness)
Alarm Clock:BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP...
Raoul: *shuts the alarm clock off* Oh what a beautiful morning! Oh what a beautiful day-
Erik: Raoul can you not sing so out-of-tune at 6:00 in the morning?
Raoul: I dunno. *Grabs his cowboy hat*
Nadir: Raoul it's too early for that go back to bed.
Raoul: Nuhuh it's time for work.
Erik:..yay
Raoul: I know it's so exciting. I wanna ride the camels!!!
Erik: Raoul they're horses.
Raoul: Oh? Yeah sure they're camels. And what is Cesar? An emu?
Nadir: Whatever.
Piangi:*snore*
(Mme. Giry rings the triangle thingy outside of the room)
Mme. Giry: Rise n shine boys it's time for breakfast! *Thinks* I always wanted to do that.
Raoul: Ohh breakfast?! I want eggs! *Runs out of the room*
Piangi: *wakes up* Did somebody say breakfast?! WAIT FOR MEEE! *runs out of the room also*
Erik: How come Firmin and Andre get their own rooms and we get stuck with Piangi and the fop?
Nadir: Because they're the managers and they think that they're special.
Erik:...oh. That explains a lot.
Mme. Giry: Erik, Nadir? Breakfast is being served now not later, so I suggest that you two get your rear-ends down to the main house right now!(Banges cane into the ground so hard that it gets stuck)
(Erik and Nadir run out of the room)
Mme. Giry: (walks out of the room with her cane) Works every time.
*
(Scene: Main house, the dinning area)
M.Firmin: It's about time you two showed up.
M.Andre: Sleeping on the job eh?
Erik: Well it's not like you do a lot of work either. You don't even go near the horses!
M.Andre:*nervously* Uh-well-you see, I have a bad allergic reaction to horse hair.
M.Firmin: *under his breath* Yeah right
(Carlotta walks in with a huge box)
Erik: Andre look theres a horse right behind you!
M.Andre: Where?! Where?! jumps into *M.Firmins arms*
Erik: Whoops my bad, it's only Carlotta.
Carlotta:*Sarcastically* Ha-ha funny.
M. Andre: *Amused*Yes it is.
Carlotta: *Gives him the evil eye*
(Christine and Meg walk out of the kitchen with trays)
Raoul: *eyes the tray* My eggs! Gimme!
Meg: (Gives Raoul the eggs before he attacks the her) Take it and go!
Raoul: Eeeeee eggs.
Christine: Im sooo happy I didn't marry him.
Piangi: Um 'scuse me but are you girls are wearing dresses on the horses?
Meg: S'okay were gonna ride side-saddle.
Piangi: On western saddles?
Christine: But I heard there were side-saddles!
M.Andre: Nope. Western saddles are the only kind we got. And if I were *points to Christine, Meg and Carlotta* you, you, and you I'd change into a nice pair of jeans.
Meg: FINE!
Carlotta: *ahem* Dosen't anybody care that I'm carrying a REALLY heavy box?
Christine: No, not really.
Everyone: Naw, no, s'okay, not really, does it look like I care?
Raoul: Eggs.
Christine: *twitches* Raoul shut up!
Piangi: (takes the box) It's not heavy Carlotta.
Carlotta:*Whines* yes it isss.
Meg: Whats in the box anyway?
Carlotta: It's those silly walkie-talkie thingys.
Meg: Walkie-talkies??
Raoul: I like eggs.
M. Firmin: (Ignores Raoul) We decided to puchase walkie-talkies for everyone. Just incase somebody (like Raoul) gets lost.
Nadir: Kewl beans.
Raoul/Piangi: I wanna walkie-talkie!
M. Firmin: (tosses them a walkie-talkie) All yours.
Raoul: YAY *Runs into the gameroom* heh heh.
(The walkie-talkie makes a static sound)
Raoul: *answers* Yellow?
Piangi: *confused* Orange.
Raoul: Green.
Piangi: Blue.
Raoul: Purple.
Piangi: Indigo.
(Nadir walks into the room)
Raoul: Brown.
Piangi: Teal.
Raoul: Pin- (Nadir snatches walkie-talkie away from Raoul) Hey!
Nadir: Raoul go to the barn and help tack the horses.
Raoul: But I'm having an important conversation.
Nadir: *mutter under his breath* Sure isn't an intelligent one.
Raoul: Come again?
Nadir: Nothing.
Raoul: Oh well I'm still having a REALLY important conversation.
Nadir: Yes I'm sure you are but.you know whats better than walkie-talkies?
Raoul: OHH eggs?
Nadir: Uh yeah, yeah eggs whatever.
Raoul: Where are they?!
Nadir: In the barn.
(Christine enters the room)
Christine: Well are you guys co-WAAAH (Raoul knocks into Christine as he runs for the barn) coming?
Nadir:Yeah..*leaves with Christine*
A/N: Yeah I know that this is kinda weird with a Dude Ranch of all places but hey it wasn't me who put POTO characters in a Dude Ranch it was my brain..Happy Trails!
(Scene: The Paris Opera Dude Ranch in Erik, Nadir, Raoul, and Piangi's dorm. Shhhh they're sleeping quietness)
Alarm Clock:BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP...
Raoul: *shuts the alarm clock off* Oh what a beautiful morning! Oh what a beautiful day-
Erik: Raoul can you not sing so out-of-tune at 6:00 in the morning?
Raoul: I dunno. *Grabs his cowboy hat*
Nadir: Raoul it's too early for that go back to bed.
Raoul: Nuhuh it's time for work.
Erik:..yay
Raoul: I know it's so exciting. I wanna ride the camels!!!
Erik: Raoul they're horses.
Raoul: Oh? Yeah sure they're camels. And what is Cesar? An emu?
Nadir: Whatever.
Piangi:*snore*
(Mme. Giry rings the triangle thingy outside of the room)
Mme. Giry: Rise n shine boys it's time for breakfast! *Thinks* I always wanted to do that.
Raoul: Ohh breakfast?! I want eggs! *Runs out of the room*
Piangi: *wakes up* Did somebody say breakfast?! WAIT FOR MEEE! *runs out of the room also*
Erik: How come Firmin and Andre get their own rooms and we get stuck with Piangi and the fop?
Nadir: Because they're the managers and they think that they're special.
Erik:...oh. That explains a lot.
Mme. Giry: Erik, Nadir? Breakfast is being served now not later, so I suggest that you two get your rear-ends down to the main house right now!(Banges cane into the ground so hard that it gets stuck)
(Erik and Nadir run out of the room)
Mme. Giry: (walks out of the room with her cane) Works every time.
*
(Scene: Main house, the dinning area)
M.Firmin: It's about time you two showed up.
M.Andre: Sleeping on the job eh?
Erik: Well it's not like you do a lot of work either. You don't even go near the horses!
M.Andre:*nervously* Uh-well-you see, I have a bad allergic reaction to horse hair.
M.Firmin: *under his breath* Yeah right
(Carlotta walks in with a huge box)
Erik: Andre look theres a horse right behind you!
M.Andre: Where?! Where?! jumps into *M.Firmins arms*
Erik: Whoops my bad, it's only Carlotta.
Carlotta:*Sarcastically* Ha-ha funny.
M. Andre: *Amused*Yes it is.
Carlotta: *Gives him the evil eye*
(Christine and Meg walk out of the kitchen with trays)
Raoul: *eyes the tray* My eggs! Gimme!
Meg: (Gives Raoul the eggs before he attacks the her) Take it and go!
Raoul: Eeeeee eggs.
Christine: Im sooo happy I didn't marry him.
Piangi: Um 'scuse me but are you girls are wearing dresses on the horses?
Meg: S'okay were gonna ride side-saddle.
Piangi: On western saddles?
Christine: But I heard there were side-saddles!
M.Andre: Nope. Western saddles are the only kind we got. And if I were *points to Christine, Meg and Carlotta* you, you, and you I'd change into a nice pair of jeans.
Meg: FINE!
Carlotta: *ahem* Dosen't anybody care that I'm carrying a REALLY heavy box?
Christine: No, not really.
Everyone: Naw, no, s'okay, not really, does it look like I care?
Raoul: Eggs.
Christine: *twitches* Raoul shut up!
Piangi: (takes the box) It's not heavy Carlotta.
Carlotta:*Whines* yes it isss.
Meg: Whats in the box anyway?
Carlotta: It's those silly walkie-talkie thingys.
Meg: Walkie-talkies??
Raoul: I like eggs.
M. Firmin: (Ignores Raoul) We decided to puchase walkie-talkies for everyone. Just incase somebody (like Raoul) gets lost.
Nadir: Kewl beans.
Raoul/Piangi: I wanna walkie-talkie!
M. Firmin: (tosses them a walkie-talkie) All yours.
Raoul: YAY *Runs into the gameroom* heh heh.
(The walkie-talkie makes a static sound)
Raoul: *answers* Yellow?
Piangi: *confused* Orange.
Raoul: Green.
Piangi: Blue.
Raoul: Purple.
Piangi: Indigo.
(Nadir walks into the room)
Raoul: Brown.
Piangi: Teal.
Raoul: Pin- (Nadir snatches walkie-talkie away from Raoul) Hey!
Nadir: Raoul go to the barn and help tack the horses.
Raoul: But I'm having an important conversation.
Nadir: *mutter under his breath* Sure isn't an intelligent one.
Raoul: Come again?
Nadir: Nothing.
Raoul: Oh well I'm still having a REALLY important conversation.
Nadir: Yes I'm sure you are but.you know whats better than walkie-talkies?
Raoul: OHH eggs?
Nadir: Uh yeah, yeah eggs whatever.
Raoul: Where are they?!
Nadir: In the barn.
(Christine enters the room)
Christine: Well are you guys co-WAAAH (Raoul knocks into Christine as he runs for the barn) coming?
Nadir:Yeah..*leaves with Christine*
A/N: Yeah I know that this is kinda weird with a Dude Ranch of all places but hey it wasn't me who put POTO characters in a Dude Ranch it was my brain..Happy Trails!