*~Chapter One~*
Shock and way too much awe.
~I wouldn't have a probem with insane people if they weren't so crazy!~
-My mom
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"Weeee!" Roxy squeeled."We're going to Summer Camp!" Roxy was a
fairly tall girl with long white blonde hair and big deep blue eyes.
"Oh Yeah! Major Funnage!" said Rain. Rain was a little bit
shorter than Roxy with red hair and brown-green eyes and rosey lips.
"Why must I spend my summer with such foolish mortals?" Selena
muttered trying to listen to her Yu-Gi-Oh!cd. Selena had long black hair
and dark purple eyes she would be a very pretty girl if she would smile
for once!
Despite Selena, Rain and Roxy began to do a spontaneous head bob
like Chris Kattan and Will Ferell in A Night at the Roxbury. *music
begins playing out of no where
*wawawawwowooooowawawawawooooowawooooooooo! *music repeats as Rain and
Roxy do headbob* A genderless creature sitting in front of Rain named
Peggy snatched Rain's backpack up from beside her and looked in it and
got out a book entitled "The Stallion That Only Peed on Fridays" he took
a peice of what appeared to be black string with beads attached to the
end. The object (according to Books A Million) was called a book thong
(which is similar to a book mark). Rain looked startled for a moment she
yelled at the bus driver who's name was Mrs.Bailey "Mrs. Bailey, Peggy
stole my thong!" Everyone gasped and looked in their backpacks to see if
Peggy had stolen they're thong.
"Oh No! Mrs.Bailey!" Roxy yelled. "Peggy stole my thong too!" A
few more people complained about Peggy stealing they're thongs and then
someone yelled
"All our thongs are gone!" Everyone began yelling about Peggy
stealing there thongs.
"Okay children, now remember Peggy is different from all of you
but we have to remember he also has feelings too and we need to respect
his gender, I mean.. uh, feelings so we can all get along and respect one
another." said a girly Mrs. Bailey.
"How can you respect someone who stole your thong!" sobbed Roxy.
"Oh I know it's hard Roxy but Peggy's going to give everyone back they're
thongs. Aren't you Peggy?" Mrs. Bailey smiled at Peggy.
Peggy stood up and danced across the aisles of the bus giving
everyone back their thongs. Peggy sang "My gift is my thong" poeple
scowled as they sprayed Lysol on their thongs (you would to if you knew
where Peggy puts things) When Peggy was done he sat back down beside his
best buddy Yugi and he and Yugi began to paint their nails. Yugi paints
his Firecracker Red ofcourse, and Peggy painted his Tickle Me Pink to
match is thong. Everyone in the bus began coughing over the nail polish
fumes. "Someone open a window!" Selena yelled.
"Oh it's okay we'll get some perfume to drowned out the smell."
Peggy and Yugi said fanning they're nails. Peggy sprayed so much perfume
it made everyone cough more.
"Peggy that smells like old lady perfume!" Rain yelled gasping
for air.
"Oh no Yugi someones been messin' with our goodies girlfriend"
Peggy did a wierd prepish hand thing and put his hands on his hips.
"Mrs. Bailey we're choking back here pull over quick!" screached
Roxy.
"No need were already here!" squeeled a ditsy Mrs. Bailey.
People grabbed their luggage and people were nearly getting trampled in
the rush to get off the smelly bus.
When everyone was off they were standing infront of a sign that
said "Camp Mary Jane" (interesting name) under the sign was a small
opening wich appeared to be some sort of trail.Mrs. Bailey hopped of the
bus," Okay kids I'm gonna leave you here with two of your camp
counselors. Please welcome Finney and Zoe. A girl and a boy came out from
behind a bush both wearing grey jumpsuits made out of sweatpant material.
Finney(the boy) had a big letter "F" on his jumsuit. And Zoey had a
letter "Z" on hers.
"Hi we're Finney and Zoey!" they shouted in delight."And were
soul soul sistas!" they both shook their hips. *music begins playing* Hey
sista soul sista...* Finney unzipped his jumsuit to reveal he was wearing
lacy lingere he also put on a blonde curly wig. At the same time Zoe
unzipped hers and she was wearing a tux underneath and she put on a top
hat.
"Oh no Finney we mixed up our outfits again" Zoey said in worry
as they danced to the music. But Finney wasn't paying any attention
because Peggy and Yugi were throwing dollars at him. He stuck the money
in his bra exiting Peggy and Yugi even more. Finney began to booty dance
and Yugi fainted. When the song stopped they put their jumpsuits back on
and told everyone to follow them down the trail. Peggy had to carry Yugi
in a papoose but Yugi only wieghs 45lbs so it wasn't that hard. When they
reached the actual camp they saw one of the most trecherous creatures
imaginable thing they ever saw.DUN DUN DUN. It was a ....
Shock and way too much awe.
~I wouldn't have a probem with insane people if they weren't so crazy!~
-My mom
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Weeee!" Roxy squeeled."We're going to Summer Camp!" Roxy was a
fairly tall girl with long white blonde hair and big deep blue eyes.
"Oh Yeah! Major Funnage!" said Rain. Rain was a little bit
shorter than Roxy with red hair and brown-green eyes and rosey lips.
"Why must I spend my summer with such foolish mortals?" Selena
muttered trying to listen to her Yu-Gi-Oh!cd. Selena had long black hair
and dark purple eyes she would be a very pretty girl if she would smile
for once!
Despite Selena, Rain and Roxy began to do a spontaneous head bob
like Chris Kattan and Will Ferell in A Night at the Roxbury. *music
begins playing out of no where
*wawawawwowooooowawawawawooooowawooooooooo! *music repeats as Rain and
Roxy do headbob* A genderless creature sitting in front of Rain named
Peggy snatched Rain's backpack up from beside her and looked in it and
got out a book entitled "The Stallion That Only Peed on Fridays" he took
a peice of what appeared to be black string with beads attached to the
end. The object (according to Books A Million) was called a book thong
(which is similar to a book mark). Rain looked startled for a moment she
yelled at the bus driver who's name was Mrs.Bailey "Mrs. Bailey, Peggy
stole my thong!" Everyone gasped and looked in their backpacks to see if
Peggy had stolen they're thong.
"Oh No! Mrs.Bailey!" Roxy yelled. "Peggy stole my thong too!" A
few more people complained about Peggy stealing they're thongs and then
someone yelled
"All our thongs are gone!" Everyone began yelling about Peggy
stealing there thongs.
"Okay children, now remember Peggy is different from all of you
but we have to remember he also has feelings too and we need to respect
his gender, I mean.. uh, feelings so we can all get along and respect one
another." said a girly Mrs. Bailey.
"How can you respect someone who stole your thong!" sobbed Roxy.
"Oh I know it's hard Roxy but Peggy's going to give everyone back they're
thongs. Aren't you Peggy?" Mrs. Bailey smiled at Peggy.
Peggy stood up and danced across the aisles of the bus giving
everyone back their thongs. Peggy sang "My gift is my thong" poeple
scowled as they sprayed Lysol on their thongs (you would to if you knew
where Peggy puts things) When Peggy was done he sat back down beside his
best buddy Yugi and he and Yugi began to paint their nails. Yugi paints
his Firecracker Red ofcourse, and Peggy painted his Tickle Me Pink to
match is thong. Everyone in the bus began coughing over the nail polish
fumes. "Someone open a window!" Selena yelled.
"Oh it's okay we'll get some perfume to drowned out the smell."
Peggy and Yugi said fanning they're nails. Peggy sprayed so much perfume
it made everyone cough more.
"Peggy that smells like old lady perfume!" Rain yelled gasping
for air.
"Oh no Yugi someones been messin' with our goodies girlfriend"
Peggy did a wierd prepish hand thing and put his hands on his hips.
"Mrs. Bailey we're choking back here pull over quick!" screached
Roxy.
"No need were already here!" squeeled a ditsy Mrs. Bailey.
People grabbed their luggage and people were nearly getting trampled in
the rush to get off the smelly bus.
When everyone was off they were standing infront of a sign that
said "Camp Mary Jane" (interesting name) under the sign was a small
opening wich appeared to be some sort of trail.Mrs. Bailey hopped of the
bus," Okay kids I'm gonna leave you here with two of your camp
counselors. Please welcome Finney and Zoe. A girl and a boy came out from
behind a bush both wearing grey jumpsuits made out of sweatpant material.
Finney(the boy) had a big letter "F" on his jumsuit. And Zoey had a
letter "Z" on hers.
"Hi we're Finney and Zoey!" they shouted in delight."And were
soul soul sistas!" they both shook their hips. *music begins playing* Hey
sista soul sista...* Finney unzipped his jumsuit to reveal he was wearing
lacy lingere he also put on a blonde curly wig. At the same time Zoe
unzipped hers and she was wearing a tux underneath and she put on a top
hat.
"Oh no Finney we mixed up our outfits again" Zoey said in worry
as they danced to the music. But Finney wasn't paying any attention
because Peggy and Yugi were throwing dollars at him. He stuck the money
in his bra exiting Peggy and Yugi even more. Finney began to booty dance
and Yugi fainted. When the song stopped they put their jumpsuits back on
and told everyone to follow them down the trail. Peggy had to carry Yugi
in a papoose but Yugi only wieghs 45lbs so it wasn't that hard. When they
reached the actual camp they saw one of the most trecherous creatures
imaginable thing they ever saw.DUN DUN DUN. It was a ....