Yami Goku again!
This is a goofy little song fic based upon "Ranma ½." It's
about everyone's favorite little panty-lubbin' hentai,
Happosai, and it goes to the tune of "This Old Man."
Enjoy! (Please)

"THIS OLD LECH"
A Ranma ½ SongFic by Yami Goku
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This old lech,
He stole one.
He stole panties just for fun.
With a P-chan, Ranma-chan,
An Amazon named Foam,
This old lech came running home.

This old lech,
He stole two.
He stole panties from Shampoo.
With a P-chan, Ranma-chan,
An Amazon named Foam,
This old lech came running home.

This old lech,
He stole three.
He stole panties from Ka-su-mi.
With a P-chan, Ranma-chan,
An Amazon named Foam,
This old lech came running home.

This old lech,
He stole four.
He stole panties from the drawer.
With a P-chan, Ranma-chan,
An Amazon named Foam,
This old lech came running home.

This old lech,
He stole five.
He stole panties while doing a jive.
With a P-chan, Ranma-chan,
An Amazon named Foam,
This old lech came running home.

This old lech,
He stole six.
He stole panties from Anime chicks.
With a P-chan, Ranma-chan,
An Amazon named Foam,
This old lech came running home.

This old lech,
He stole seven.
He stole panties from the Seven-Eleven.
With a P-chan, Ranma-chan,
An Amazon named Foam,
This old lech came running home.

This old lech,
He stole eight.
He stole panties from a gal named Kate.
With a P-chan, Ranma-chan,
An Amazon named Foam,
This old lech came running home.

This old lech,
He stole nine.
He stole panties off the clothesline.
With a P-chan, Ranma-chan,
An Amazon named Foam,
This old lech came running home.

This old lech,
He stole ten.
He stole panties all over again.
With a P-chan, Ranma-chan,
An Amazon named Foam,
This old lech came running home.

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Well, that's it. And you're welcome to guess where I got "An Amazon named Foam" from.

Yami Goku: dark_magician720@att.net