Hellsing Crack Fics
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Hellsing Beach Trip
Millennium had been defeated and the Hellsing organization was taking a much needed holiday. In fact, they'd flown down to Australia. Currently they were in Sydney, on Bondi Beach enjoying the weather. Alucard was snoozing in the shade of a big red umbrella (he wouldn't go anywhere without accessories in his trademark red, naturally). Integra was working on her tan, the Hellsing life had left her as pale as her undead employees coughslavescough. Seras and her pet Schrodinger were digging and making sandcastles. Walter was enjoying the surf and the increased energy that came with a younger body. Father Anderson, who'd managed to come back YET AGAIN, had called a truce and joined them on this holiday. He'd brought some of the orphans under his care and they were having a game of beach cricket. Anderson was quite the bowler.
"Master, come play!" Seras begged from where she was building a fort around Schro.
Like a big cat, Alucard opened one eye to glare at his fledgling, before closing it and falling back asleep.
"Fine, you big meanie!" Seras huffed, going over to join in the cricket game. She showed considerable talent as a wicket keeper. Mainly due to her vampiric reflexes.
Schro, after shaking the sand out of his hair and ears, wandered over to curl up in the shade with Alucard. Said vampire grumbled but reluctantly put up with it, too relaxed to be properly annoyed.
"Where on earth did you learn to surf, Walter?" Integra asked when the butler-turned-vampire walked over.
"Now that's a secret, Sir Integra. Let's just say that it involved a lull in the war, a certain gender-switched Nosferatu, and a hidden beach in France." Walter smirked, putting down his surf board and wringing out his hair.
"Gender-switching? What's this I hear about gender-switching, Alucard?" Integra raised an eyebrow, sitting up.
"He truly earned the nickname 'Girlycard'." Walter snickered.
"WALTER! You said you wouldn't tell anyone of that!" Alucard roared, leaping to his feet and chasing said butler down the beach.
Everyone blinked before bursting into laughter.