Hello everyone! This is my first fanfiction. I write many story's when I'm bored but this it the first one I'm putting up here. The summary basically says it all. This is just a funny little story to make you laugh :) (the stuff in between the {} is what's happening)
This one takes place in the time of the fire.
disclaimer: I do not sugar, warriors, flamethrowers, the conga, Star wars, or any other thing you have see before.
I only own the idea and the plot/story line
{Everything was quiet in camp until two strange cats came out of nowhere banging drums}
Fireheart: who in the name of starclan are you?!
Foxleap: I'm Foxkit and this is Jaykit and we're here to cause chaos!
Jayfeather: NO! I'm Jayfe- {Foxleap shoves his paw in Jayfeathers mouth}
{Suddenly a bag of white stuff fell in the camp}
Ashpaw and Fernpaw: What is that?
Dustpelt: noooooottttthhhhhhhiiiiinnnnggggg.
Foxleap: Is that suuuuggggggaaarrrrr!?{his eyes widen}
Jayfeather: . EVERYONE TAKE COVER! {Runs out of the camp entrance}
Smallear: how does a blind cat know where the entrance is? {Everyone ignored him}
Foxleap: {eats all the sugar} SUGAR! SUGAR! SUUUUGAR! { runs out of the old camp with Patchpelt chasing him}
Patchpelt: You. Ate. My sugar!
Meanwhile...
{ Jayfeather is hiding it Shadowclan}
Random Shadowclan cat: saaavvee us {cough}
Jayfeather: save yourself {leaves the camp and all the Shadowclan cats explode into candy}
Back in Thunderclan
Foxleap: Mwahaha {Runs into a two-leg camp and steals there flamethrower. Why they have a flamethrower.. no-one will know}
Two-legs: No! That random cat just stole our flamethrower! { all of them turn into chickens when Foxleap turns the flamethrower on}
Patchpelt: Give. Me. My sugar
Foxleap: No! { The flamethrower was taking over by Shadowball who turned Patchpelt into a pile of ash}
Foxleap: {runs around the edges of the forest while the flamethrower catches the forest on fire}
Fireheart: Come my burning friends. We must shelter in Fishyclan!
Bluestar: The world is exploding! {All the cats run out of the camp}
Yellowfang: bye-bye weirdos! {Runs back Into the flaming camp}
Somewhere of in Riverclan
{All the Riverclan cats were doing the conga when Thunderclan came}
{The music stops}
Crookedstar: hello my forest freinds. Would you like to join us?
Fireheart: our home just burned down... LETS PARTY!
Leapordfoot: {uses the force to turn the music back on}
Mudfur: May the pizza be with you! { Pizza rains from the sky}
{The cats had a pizza war then ate it all in 5 minutes}
Graystripe: Hey Fireheart! Wanta see is Fang of Yellow and Tail of Half are alive?
{Cinderpelt suddenly rips all her fur slowly backs away from the furless Cinderpelt}
Fireheart: Sure! {The two cats run off to the forest and then Graystripe ran off chasing the easter bunny}
One minute later...
Fireheart: No! Don't leave me Fang of Yellow!
Yellowfang: What the-{she's cut off when Mayan Cat comes and kills her then flies off into the distance leaving a trail of rainbows}
{Graystripe, Thunderclan, and River clan all start dancing up the rainbow singing follow the road, follow the road, follow the yellow brick road!}
Jayfeather: I don't get it. It's not yellow. It's not made of bricks. And it's not a ROAD!
Foxleap: oh come on! Your no fun!
Here you go guys. This is the first chapter. I hope I made you laugh. Share any questions you have and I'll answer them in the next chapter! Have a great day! :D
~Sunmist