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Disclaimer: I do not own any part of sailormoon, though I wish I did. All of the credit belongs to the beautiful, wonderful, goddess Naoko Takeuchi. J

The Nightmare on Juuban district

Usagi tried to open her eyes but she couldn't. It was like her eyelids were stuck together. She was dreaming…no, not dreaming, nightmaring.

"Bwa ha ha!" Queen Beryl said. "I am going to kill you. Yes I am going to kill you! And after I kill you, I will destroy the world and rule Pluto, the most mysterious moon." Beryl's eyes looked yellow, the kind of yellow that squeeked…like a rubber ducky! "And if I kill you," continued the Queen," I will kick Setsuna off of her home planet and rule Pluto with Mamo-chan!!!"

"Mamo-chan would never rule Pluto with you because he loves me and he will never leave me." Whined the pathetic, idiotic blonde, Usagi. "We're destined to be together."

"I'm afraid that's not love," said Beryl, snickering(ooh, snickering like that candy bar!). It's not love, it's…well it's…well, I can't think of the word right now, but it's not love! Bwa ha ha! He he he! Ha ha ha! I look so evil right now." Just then, well not really just then. I mean it was five or six seconds later, or maybe more, but sometime after Berly was bragging about how evil she looked, five shadows appeared. Then the shadows slowly disappeared and revealed the outers."Wait a minute," you are probably thinking. "There are only four outers, not FIVE!" Then suddenly the sporish demon appeared,Chibi usa."Wait a minute…" Usagi said. "This isn't how it's supposed to be. First I'm supposed to come, then Chibi Moon, then the inners, and then (gets hearts in eyes) my masked man tuxy comes. Sometimes the starlights and outers will make an appearance. Well, anyway, how was your day at school Hotaru? Did you win any races Haruka? Did you know that Beryl was going to kick you off of your home planet and rule it with ( gets hearts in eyes again) Mamo-chan, Setsuna? Isn't that sad? Why are you here Chibi usa?"

"Man, this girl sure does talk a lot," thought Queen Neherena, no I mean Serenity. Oh no! I think I'm losing my mind. Oh wait, I think I've already lost it! But how can I write a fanfic if I lost my mind? I'm going crazy again. I meant Queen Beryl. At least I think I did. Then five inner senshi appeared standing in really cool poses on the ground. "Hey, where's Mamo-chan?" asked all of the senshi(except for the starlights. But nobody really knows. They might be at their house at this very moment saying the exact same thing. Well, actually they would be asking it ).

"I'm glad you asked me that," said Beryl, quite evily. Then a light appeared and Mamoru Chiba(that two timer!) was on his knees kissing the Queen's hand. Then three shadows appeared. The shadows belonged to…drum roll…the starlights: Starfighter, Starhealer, and Starmaker! "Does this mean Odango Atama is free now?" asked Starfighter, laughing (I don't know why he was laughing. I guess he just felt like it).

"No dork.You can't date her! There are bad vibes coming from her." Said the rest of the starlights.

"Well anyway, we can save Mamoru later. Wanna go out for shakes?"Haruka asked the lights flirtatiously.

"You can't do that! Mamoru is our friend." Said Ami.

" And a hunk," said Rei.

"Yeah," agreed Makoto. " He looks like my old boyfriend…"

"You guys shouldn't talk about how dreamy he looks in front of poor, old Usagi," said both Hotaru and Minako.

"Well Usagi, you know what you have to do to turn Mamoru good again. You've done it before," said Rei.

"Oh yeah," said Usagi. She took off her locket. "Mamoru, this is our locket. Don't destroy it. She may have your mind, but your heart belongs to me(pictures of Usagi and Mamoru flutter by). He touches the locket. The music plays and then a white light flashes. Usagi suddenly became fully awake. "Gosh, what a weird dream." She said to herself. But was it really a dream????