Chapter 1: THE MADNESS BEGINS

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Mori: Hi minna! I have something for you! Who wants cookies?

Aidou: I want! I want!

Zero: *points Bloody Rose at me* Who the hell are you?

Mori: Oh, how impolite of me, gomenasai. I'm Mori. And for Kami-sama's sake, calm down Zero!

Zero: *still pointing Bloody Rose at me* Wait how do you know my name?

Aidou: Who cares about that when she has COOKIES?

Mori: Well, I never said I have cookies, I only asked if you wants some. Gomen ne, Aidou-kun. BUUT, I do have some pocky if you want...

Aidou: Hai! Gimme pocky! *devours the pocky*

Mori: Good boy...

Kaname: What is going on here?

Akatsuki: This girl named Mori who seems to know our names just came here and gave Hanabusa pocky.

Mori: Straight and forward Akatsuki-kun! I like that!

Kaname: Oh. Seems harmless then. Kiryuu you can stop pointing that gun at the poor girl.

Zero: Shut the hell up Kuran.

Mori: Now, now, don't fight onegai. Maintain the peace...till it lasts .*evil grin*

Aidou: Now I'm scared.

Kaname: However, what is the reason why you are here, Mori-san?

Mori: Oh, no need to be so formal, Kaname-kun.

Ruka: What is with that suffix? You must be respectful to Kaname-sama!

Mori: And how is that? It's not like he is my superior or something.

Ruka: Of course he is! He is a pureblood!

Mori: I'm aware of that. And I still can make him suffer until he begs for his death. ^_^ You know, even if I am kind, I can be very cruel when needed.

Ruka: How dare you offend Kaname-sama like that?

Mori: Ruka-chan, you really don't realise, do you...?

Ruka: Realise what?

Mori: You don't really love Kaname like that. Sure you admire him, but what you are feeling apart from that is due to the one-sided bond caused of that time when he drank your blood. You are so blinded by that that you don't even notice the one who truly loves you.

Akatsuki: ...Finally.

Ruka: Eh? Finally what? No one loves me like that and I am sure of that.

Mori: It's fine if you don't realize it yet. I like to play matchmaker anyway.

Takuma: Me too! And I think I might have some couple to play with...

Mori: That's the spirit, Takuma-kun! I wanna see Shima babies!

Takuma: Yay for Shima babies!

Mori: Yay ^_^! Now I think it is time to fulfill my purpose.

Zero: And that would be to get out of my way so I can leave?

Mori: Good try Zero-kun, but nope! I shall release the madness then! THE TRUTH OR DARE CHALLENGE!

All: 0_0 ... -_-

Ruka: Isn't that some childish game?

Mori: Yes, but we will take it to another level! Let's gather in a circle!

Shiki and Rima: This is stupid.

Mori: Not necessarily stupid. Insane, yes. Now comply or you will regret.

Zero: How about no?

Mori: How about you affectively pet Kaname shiny naked ass? ^_^

Zero: ... Fine. I'll play.

Mori: Good boy Zero. Here have some pocky.