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1: Crash
Obi-Wan leaned back in his chair, turning the page of the newspaper article when a cry of alarm and a loud crash met his ears. The voice sounded like Anakin! He drew his light-saber that glowed with a bright blue light in the dimly lit living room. He threw open the door to his apprentice's bedroom and saw something quite peculiar: his Padawan was missing and yet here there was a horrendous mess. Anakin's computer had fallen to the floor (that had been the crash) and had shattered glass everywhere.
"Oh what have you gotten yourself into now, Anakin?" Obi-Wan asked the silence as he tried to keep calm. He decided to peer out of the window and saw... nothing.
"Anakin!" he called. The only response he received was the sound of buzzing air-crafts outside of the window and the gentle hum of the washing machine in the next room. "Anakin, this is not funny at all!" Obi was getting more panicked now; it was not like his Padawan to carry on a joke for this long. Also, his computer was utterly ruined now. That did not seem like something Anakin would do either.
The Jedi left in a cold sweat to go seek some advice.
A pounding knock resounded from the door to Yoda's apartment. The olden green creature slowly rose from his bed and grabbed his walking stick to go attend to whatever maniac was there at this hour of night.
"Coming, I am... Your pants on, you should keep!" He muttered in a sleepy gurgle. When he opened the door, who should he see but Master Kanobi. The alien let him in and could sense that something was very wrong.
"What is troubling you, Master Obi-Wan?" Yoda asked, gesturing for them both to have a seat on the couch to their left. As they did, the human told Yoda what he had heard and found—or rather, did not find. Yoda pondered the matter over.
"Troubling your predicament is. An immediate answer I have not. Searched the entire apartment, did you?"
"Yes," Obi lied. "Well..." he glanced down, feeling rather foolish now. "I called out to him several times," he offered.
"And does young Skywalker ever delay in answering your requests?" Yoda's eyes seemed brighter now, thinking he had found the solution. As the other Jedi blushed and stammered out that yes, Anakin wasn't always the most obedient pupil, Yoda's green chapped lips formed a smile.
"Worry I would not, until searched the whole living quarters you have."
Obi-Wan thanked Yoda for his patience and advice and let himself back out into the hallway that led to every Jedi's room(s). Of course, it all seemed so silly to him now. Anakin had meant to scare him, yet when the computer broke, he knew he had gone too far and hidden. Yes, that made sense. Still, Obi-Wan was not pleased at either the trouble his student had caused or the amount of credits that computer would cost in order to be fixed.
He reached his door and opened it, expecting to see a sulking Anakin sitting by the window with his hands wrung in his lap. Yet what he did see was so unbelievable that it took a moment to process…