A Few Things About This Story (Read Me)
or Legal Stuff that is a little funny too
Actually, if you don't want to read this, you can go ahead and go on to the first chapter.
First, however, let me say that this story is actually a collection of very short stories. They are all basically about the same thing: What if Obi-wan wasn't training Anakin Darth Vader Skywalker during Episode II? Who might he be training. And, in case you are really slow, I will go so far as to tell you that this story explores (a tiny bit) into what that might be like.
Each chapter is a different person. It can be a real person, a character, what have you, but I attempt in each case to make it funny. Tell me if I failed, or if I did it well, because, as all authors know, feedback is almost as important to life as water or electricity.....
Also if you have any ideas of your own along such lines and either a) do not wish to plagiarize my idea and/or b) don't want to write it yourself, please give me your idea. I can probably do something with it.
Sorry for making you read all of this. Unless, of course, you skipped ahead, in which case you didn't read any of it. Sorry about the bad news, but there is just a little more I have to say here to make this operation *slips into Nemoidian accent* perfectly legal.
That's right, disclaimers! I am not George Lucas. If I was, would I be writing on this site? In any event, due to my non-Lucasian nature, I do not own Star Wars. Nor would I want to. Reading all those expanded Universe novels to make sure they don't break continuity Why can't he just be like the Star Trek guys who don't care one bit if they violate continuity? And, if any of the characters I use are copyrighted, I don't own them either. If they are not copyrighted, they're mine now!
There! Now that that is done with, go on to the actual story! Go on. Stop reading this crap! It is boring and dull and even lawyers get depressed reading it.