Magical Creatures, things that we've seen and do not like Chapter 1:
Draco Malfoy (He is (sadly) magical and he is a rather dimwitted creature.)
Harry Potter
Ron Weasley
Hermione Granger
Ginny Weasley
Soooo…first of all, I for one would like to know why I'm here when I could be studying. Second of all, why would I write a word on paper about that…thing in Slytherin.
I agree with Hermione…What in the name of Merlin's hat are we doing here?
Because we're writing a paper on magical creatures for Hagrid and we need your help. You two are already done…
Together? How do you do a paper together?
No…This is my report. Harry's is on Crabbe.
How did I ever meet you two?
Never mind our meeting. Ginny, you have absolutely nothing to do! Hermione, you are done with the blasted paper. We aren't. So please help us.
No…
Come on Hermione, we need the help. You help us other days!
Let me finish or you'll have a bruise in a place you'll never see.
I was writing, that we, or at least I can't help you without knowing for which teacher this is. Malfoy wouldn't be considered a creature for some teachers.
Honestly Ron, listen to us before thinking. There's a reason it's ladies first…because we can make sure that you boys don't botch it up.
Yeah…wait…Oy!
*groan*
It's for Hagrid. 2 ft. of parchment. Now let's begin writing.
Fine Mate. I think Hermione's getting annoyed anyway…that's not good…
Start writing or I'll do a bat bogey hex on you.
Right…start Ron, their getting impatient!
Hermione and I'll dictate. You owe us butterbeers.
Magical Creatures by: Ronald Weasley to: Hagrid
I have encountered many magical creatures that I have not liked at all in my years at Hogwarts, but the most remarkable creature I have met is not the blast-ended screwt or a vampire or huge snakes, it is none other than the not-so-great Draco Malfoy!
During two whole years and part of another year prevailing against this not-so-great beast, I have learned that it is in the Slytherin house. That is a good house for it to be in, because it slithers down the stairs and hallways of Hogwarts. It is a favorite among Professor Snape, our dearly beloved potions master with extremely greasy hair.
Okay, so it is not a favorite among many teachers, only a favorite of Snape Professor Snape. It is a favorite among many students in the Slytherin house. Only the ones in the Slytherin house though. Nobody else likes it because it's a slimy git.
The Draco Malfoy is a remarkable creature because it thinks that it is the best student creature in Hogwarts and thinks that it is extremely popular. It thinks that it is fearless, but if it is slapped across the face by a strong hand belonging to a Gryffindor student in Hogwarts by the name of Hermione Jean Granger is makes a face like it is crying.
I myself have had many unpleasant encounters with the Draco Malfoy (along with Harry Potter and Hermione Granger). Because it is so blinded by itself my friends and I have always sent it to the Slytherin common room to shed tears.
The Draco Malfoy is indeed a strange creature. Some of its habits are:
Attempting to trick Harry, Hermione, or me
Attempting to trick Harry, Hermione, and me
Sidling up against Pansy Parkinson (someone fetch me a basin)
Bragging about its pure-bloodedness
Pretending it is good at Quidditch
Ordering around goons
Getting beat up by Hermione Granger
Getting into trouble with teachers who are not Professor Snape
Any type of trickery or foolishness
Being rude to other people
And many more
I hope you enjoyed my report on the blasted, slimy, idiot of a git Draco Malfoy.
Ronald Weasley
Merlin! I'm done, and my good handwriting is looking…good.
You know…those butterbeers are calling…
So is the Quidditch pitch…
And so are the body-bind curses used on boys who do not buy butterbeers for girls who help them on their reports…
Let's give it to them mate, before they kill us!
Oh, and, by the way, you have some things that you need to cut out...and some that you need to add...We'll help you with that later...