Spongebob stared out over Green Hill Zone. The wind blew against the bright green grass and through the rolling hills and loopity loops.

"I'm ready!" said Spongebob, getting ready to run.

His feet suddenly formed a perfect eight, revving up as he sped across the track. His mouth hung open, revealing his buck ass teeth. He giggled as he broke the sound barrier, heat formed all around him as he went faster than even sound. It seemed as though he may soon approach proto-light speed, just under light speed itself. He tried to push himself, when suddenly; everything around him went from a blurred mess to colorless. Everything slowly turned white the faster he went, but it did not go further. He started to slow down, and once he could see again, he jumped through the large golden ring spinning before him. He did a triple-flip in mid-air before landing on his feet. Spongebob had done it, he had reached proto-light speed. He was so proud of himself that day. That day…

A storm approached. Lightning crashed through the black clouds against the blood red sky. They struck the enormous obsidian bricks of the great castle upon the mountain, which were undamaged. Inside the castle, a half-insect half-robot chimera came through the enormous black doors of the throne room. Upon his massive throne the King turned to face him. From his lips emerged a single, bone-chilling word:

"PINGAS!"

King Robotnik looked as though he was melting upon his throne. His body was made of miles and miles of fat rolls. His arms and legs did not exist, only tiny stubs of hands and feet. His face became a part of his body, his neck no longer existed. His clothes stretched to fit, but his fatness was immense. His glasses were very small, but still totally covered his eyes. And he demanded to know what the meaning of this intrusion was.

"SIR, A BEING HAS BROKEN THE PROTO-LIGHT BARRIER… HE MAY SOON BREAK LIGHT SPEED."

"PINGAS!" yelled King Robotnik.

"SIR, WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DEPLOY… MS111?"

King Robotnik made no expression, or if he did, it was invisible through his rolls. It seemed as if he were in deep thought, channeling his intellect of level three hundred, collected from season upon season of Rick and Morty. He brought together all his brain cells, channeling his inner Einstein and Tesla, trying desperately to come to a decision. Then as if all the planets had aligned; he came finally to a response as to solve all the problems of the world and then some:

"PINGAS!"

The lighting destroyed the castle. Waves ruptured, the earth cracked. Demons circled every corner or the globe, spiders rained form the high heavens, dogs and cats moved in together, mass fucking hysteria, gay frogs put chemtrails in the water and turned the demon Hillary globalists gay. Nothing could surpass this; this was the lovechild of God and Jesus, this response I mean. This response coul end all existence simply by its very utterance. I am literally cumming at the thought of this FUCKING word. I'm gonna shit myself out, I can't process this. God, what is life? WHT THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Knuckles had a smile from cheek to cheek. His eyes were cheerful, as he ate strawberries. One hand in the bowl, the other stroking his extended belly, this hand gripped by another of a similar state.

"I cannot believe he is already three months of development within your stomach," said Sonic to his boyfriend Knuckles.

"Yes… I yearn to have your blue penis in my tight ass again, Sonic," Knuckles told his blue boyfriend.

"I as well lover, I as well," said Sonic.

Sonic stuck his tongue down Knuckle's throat, gagging the echidna. He licked the mucous lining it, as he pulled down Knuckles' diaper and began jacking off his four penises simultaneously. Sonic took a shit as he climbed onto Knuckles, planning to fuck his pregnant pussy. Just as he got hard, he heard a yell in the distance. The two looked over and saw Tails flying frantically toward them, yelling Sonic's name. Tails landed and quickly ran over to Sonic.

"Sonic Sonic, it's urgent!" said the fox.

"Hey Tails! Say, your estrogen pills are really taking effect!" said Sonic, noting Tails' development of large, fur-covered breasts.

"That's not important now, Sonic! I just got news that another hedgehog just broke the proto-light barrier!"

"Wh- what?" said Sonic in shock, Knuckles sitting up as well.

"It's all over CNN, check it out!" said Tails.

"Nah Tails, I don't read FAKE NEWS CNN! I'm a Conservative, after all! Is it on Fox News by any chance?" said Sonic with his arms crossed.

"B- but Sonic! Fox News promoted the United States invading the Islamic State of Afghanistan following the September 11th 2001 terrorist attack on the World Trade Center in New York City, despite none of the nineteen terrorists involved having any connection to the state in itself, and that if any state is to be blamed for attacking the United States on that fateful day, it should be Saudi Arabia, as it was where the majority of the terrorists were from and operated from initially, not to mention the fact that Saudi Arabia was-"

"Tails! Just get the article!" Sonic interrupted.

"Here it is, Sonic!" said Tails, "'A yellow Hedgehog has recently broken the so-called "Proto-Light Barrier," meaning the actual light barrier may soon be broken. Many analysts say that this development could put the United States and their greatest ally Israel at risk, should Iran get a hold of this Hedgehog and create a nuclear bomb from it.'"

"W- woah! Tails, we gotta stop Iran! Israel is in danger!" warned Sonic.

"B- but Sonic! What indication is there that Iran would attack Israel?" asked Tails.

"Tails! What are you, an Anti-Semite? Quick, let's go save Israel!" said Sonic.

The three assembled and made for Tails' plane, and started it up. They made for the skies, and made their way for Green Hill Zone.

TO BE CONTINUED…