After 7X16 I started to imagine April's date with Stark and how ridiculous the idea of him being the Grinch was funny. Then my dark and Twisty mind went beyond that. What if he was Santa?

Enjoy ;)

April had gone in her date with Stark and now was in his car on her way to Meredith's house.

The date didn't went very bad, he was actually tolerable when he wasn't in scrubs shout how much of an imbecile Alex was. Anyway she thought it was a little creepy when he brought his own reindeer steaks and his wine said in the bottle "dead elf". Maybe he really was the Grinch.

"Why did you turn left?"

"Because I'm taking you back to crib babe."

"Why are you talking like one of those douche bags from "Jersey Shore"?"Said April with her wining almost crying voice.

"Snooki is my cousin okay!"

"Ah!"

He drove to the park and took the keys of a portable WC.

"Welcome."

"You live here, are homeless or something?"

"No; the entry to my house is the toilet."

"But…"

"Just go in there!"

When April went through the sour pipe she fell in a pile of worn toilet paper; no wonder Stark was always in such a horrible mod, if she had to do that every day she would also be that way to everyone. Better she would be a serial killer.

But then she saw the whole house decorated like if it was Christmas time; he really was the Grinch.

"No I'm not I'm Santa Claus."

"What?"

"Didn't you notice I'm a hundred and fifty years old?"

"I noticed you're a little old…"

"I brought you here because it has been a while since Santa got late the last time. I NEED YOU TO BREAK ONE OF SANTA'S HIPS OR IT WON'T BE PRESENTS THIS YEAR…"

"Who needs you presents? Since MATTEL launched Barbie and the Action Men appeared you have been retired making your lives miserable at the hospital. Bedsides I'm still a virgin and I'm saving myself for marriage. So take me home before it's too late."

"Saving yourself you're so sweet, you remind me of those little girls that sat on my lap in malls. But like you refuse to give this old man some annoying girl love it looks like… I'll have to take you down sweetheart, yeah life is a bitch isn't she?"

"But why?"

"You know too much, what would happen to the kids if they knew Santa's a pimp? I would lose my credibility and my seventeen thousand whores and hookers. I, Mrs. Claus and I have that kind of marriage and besides she's fat."

"My name is April Kepner I'm twenty-eight years old I'm form Ohio, my dad grows corn I grew up in a farm, I have three sisters Libby is the older and then there's also Kimmie and Alice, my mom is a school teacher, I'm really annoying…"

"Hey guess what!"

"What?"

"A bottle!"

Stark crashed a glass bottle in her head and then raped her. When he got bored wrapped her in a shower courtine and ditch her somewhere in Texas, who cares he was really wasted and threw her unconscious Body to the first people free place he found.

9 months later April gave birth to Satan himself.

Hope you liked this short one-shot. I had a lot of fun writing this instead of having school.

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