Where is Alice Going?
Chapter 1: Her Vision
Emmett: WOOF, WOOF, WOOF, WOOF! GO BULLDOGS! RUN, SLOWPOKE, RUNNNNNN!
Bella: We really didn't need to buy the new 65" plasma T.V.
Carlisle: Well our old one broke when Emmett dived into it while watching wrestling.
Bella: But did we have to buy a 65" one next?
Alice: Emmett would have but it with his credit card anyway.
Rosalie: That is true, I know my man.
Jasper: *who just came back from a hunting trip with an old friend in Italy* I could just feel the excitement when we were in Italy… it was non-stop.
Esme: The T.V. is great for family fun, though.
Carlisle: Or 'EMMETT' fun.
Alice: am going to go out and buy some more clothes for Jasper. HE left all of them in Italy.
Jasper: Sorry, dear.
Bella: I'll come with you.
Edward: You hate shopping.
Bella: But I want to get away from Emmett before he starts making out with the new T.V.
Alice and Bella go to a very fancy, French place to buy new clothes.
Alice: Do you think this would look good on Jasper?
Bella: I hate shopping… how am I supposed to know?
Alice: *memorized* That is the most beautiful dress I ever saw *looks at Bella* and it is TOTALLY your color.
Bella: *being pulled by Alice* Please… I don't want to try it on.
Alice: Yes you are.
Alice makes Bella try on the dress and Bella falls in love with it, too.
Bella: This is…
Alice: perfect for you to go on a date with Edward.
Bella: We don't go on dates anymore.
A man is listening to their conversation.
Alice: Well there is going to be man that is going to walk up to you in a few minutes.
Bella: That is not going to happen…
A very tall man (different than the one that is listening to their conversation) goes up to Bella and asks if she is single.
Bella: No… I am actually married.
Man: OHH… it is just that you are so…
Bella: GO AWAY!
The man walks away and the man that was listening on to their conversation comes up to Alice.
Man: How did you know that that man was going to ask her out?
Alice: I saw him watching Bella.
Man: Well he just walked into the store.
Alice: Well it was just a lucky guess, then.
Man: You must be…
Bella: late for dinner. We must really be going now. The family is probably worrying about us. Let's go, Alice.
Man: No, you must be a physic.
Alice: That is ridiculous.
Man: My name is Larry, the Wondrous Larry. I work in the circus and we have been looking for someone like you. Come with me, Alice. And you will be the star of the next big show.
Alice: This is really nice but I rather…
Larry: Yes, you must come. *grabs Alice and takes her along*
Bella: I WILL GET HELP, DON'T WORRY, ALICE! I WILL GET EVERYONE ON IT!
And so Alice was taken' by a circus freak against her own will.