Link:

Hi! Uhh.. Im not really sure what this is but I was told I had to write in it like Everyday along with Zelda, Marth, Ike, Samus, and Sheik. I hope we can look at each others stuff. Maybe they'll write REALLY embarrassing things! Evil Laugh.. annyywayy…..Yeah im done….Goodbye.

Samus:

I don't get this one bit.. Link I hope you're reading this because you left your browser on…yeahh you're sooo stupid only an idiot would write crap like that.

Marth:

I have a crush on Samus….but I don't know how to tell her! It's just really hard! And I think she has a crush on Snake or something…..*Sigh* why is life so hard? *Sits in a corner and cries*

Zelda:

Poor Marth…..He doesn't know that Samus can read this….Lulz it's kinda funny though…..i wonder how long it will take for him to realize what he did…

Marth:

SHIT. How do you delete this!

Sheik:

I Wonder how many of these idiots are going to rant about their problems.. *SIGH* -_-

Ike:
…I think I have a crush on Sheik…but i mean….well this is kinda weird but also true…I don't know if im Gay or not…Sheik sounds like a guy..fighs like a guy…she has no boobs whatsoever…maybe I am gay….

Sheik: -.- Bastard.