I DO NOT OWN Percy Jackson
Nico was walking down the road when he saw a sheet on parchment, it read:
A Nico the eldest gods shall reach a Nico age aganst all odds explore the world in a Odin sleep the Nicos soul Nicos blade shall reap a single choice will end no ones days Nico rocks. FROM:
Gramma with love
Nico was confused GRANDMA? His grandmother was in the underworld for as long as he could remember. Unless…No that could not happen unless he was a hippo. Was he a hippo? He did not think so…
WAIT.
There was a back. It read: rompere in shelid.. Break into SHELID?
πάρετε ένα βάζο τηγανίτες . It now read in Greek. Why would some have a jar of pancakes inside the huge shield statue of New York? Well it was worth a try…
"GFFFFFFFFFFFFF?!" He said. In his mind he was still thinking: am I a hippo? No you idiot you're a HUMAN BEAN. A human BEAN? I thought I was a HUMANBEING self-conscious ..Was I or were Demigods different things? You are a Demigod hippo Nico…. SHUT UP!...I thought you said I was a human bean not a human being or a demigod or a hippo… You know what? What selfconsis? BYE! "MRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"
It was time to get going now. Sword? Check, Selfcontcions? Check, Head? Check, Brain? Check, Cheese? Wait, NO CHESSE! THIS WILL GO TERABLIE WRONG! You ate it HIPPO his selfconctions said. No I was slepping! Nico thought then he fell into an Odin sleep...
He woke up it was now night, he was still on the side of the road, but what day was it? " HEY YOU" Nico yelled to a ramdom guy. "TELL ME WHAT THE DAY IS OR SUFFER NO CHESSE FOR A WEEK A WEEK!" Nico yelled. " Sunday, the 23 of December!" he yelled. Great, not one year past! GREAT JUST EXALENT NOT AT ALL BAD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…
Nico was in the shelid, the out side had no gards but what about the inside? Then he saw it. In the middle of the floor there was a huge shelf on top was A JAR OF PANCAKES! That was almost too easy. But why did he need them? Just then a guy came in the room with 2 behind him!
He grabed the jar summoned the dead and told them to take them and wash there memory in river lethe.
He ran back to where he sarted, with the pice of papper.. He just did not know 2 things.
Why did he need a jar of pancakes?
Was he a hippo?
Then he looked at the ground saw the chesse, he was not a hippo! He also saw a huge light in the sky. "Grandma?" Nico asked. "Yes Nico I came back from the dead as an angel!" She said. "I need the pancakes cuz I was hungry…" Such a noble couse "thought Nico not kidding. "Yes Nico.
Now your reword-" "I get a reword!" Nico interrupted "Yes" she said
Sudenly he was having a dance party with percy Annabeth and Tyson. The music was do what you want cuz the pirates are free you are a pirate… He had to dance… All was good he wasn't a hippo and his gradma was an angel. Now his frav. Song was playing you are a pirate!
THE END!
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