Disclaimer: the words are mine, but the tune isn't -also of course the characters aren't mine! why would i be on here if they were?
Yet another odd rhymey thingy… Lister was feeling a little left out, Rimmer had a munchkin song, so he wanted one too. It's not very long, but who gives a damn?
To the tune of the 'Arnold Rimmer song', featured in 'Blue' (ooh, I sounded all professional there :D):
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A group of Lister munchkins burst into song:
He's not very old but he's been so far,
He was found under the pool table in a bar,
His crewmates just adore it when he plays his guitar…
He's-
David, David, David Lister,
People call him smeghead or even Mister,
He likes to get drunk, there's no one Pissed-er
And he loves a game of Twister!
Everyone loves him, they always say,
That if you need a helping hand he will come your way,
Coz he's gorgeous, loveable and so not gay…
He's -
David, David, David Lister,
He swears he never hooked up with your sister,
He's oh so fast there's no one swifter,
'He's so damn good-looking' I hear you whisper,
He likes to eat vindaloo every day,
With a side order of poppadoms on a tray,
If someone hurts his friends (or curry) he will make them pay
He's -
David, David, David Lister,
He's never been an orange or a fork lifter,
If you've met someone called Kristine you can bet he's kissed her,
But he left her coz she was a drifter,
The End…
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Hope you liked that meaningless gibberish!