Hurky: Hey everyone! I've got another new story!

Riku: Whoopie doo. Am I supposed to start dancing around the room because you're starting another story?

Hurky: Not really. Anyway, I know this is early, but I had the ideas for this story in my head for a while, so I wanted to write this down while the ideas are still fresh in my head. So, here's the third installment of the Dude Where's series! And it's Kairi's turn!

Kairi: YIPEE! Woo hoo! In your face, Sora! I'm finally getting my own story!

Sora: Kairi, Hurky's first story was about you.

Kairi: Well, yeah, but-.

Hurky: -Alrighty then! This story is totally different. No one will be embarking on any adventures. In fact, this story's not even categorized under parody!

Riku: Uh, Hurky? I think everyone wants to get on with the story.

Hurky: Oh, right! Here's the disclaimer!

Disclaimer: Hurky doesn't own Kingdom Hearts, Disney, or any of their characters whatsoever.

Seven years after Sora's bike went missing and eight years after Riku lost his car, a lot of things had changed or taken place. Sora, Riku, Kairi, Alexa, and Ryo all graduated from Destiny Islands High School while Hurky transferred to Destiny University after two years at the community college, majored in literature, graduated after two years, and got a job at a popular video game magazine. She was offered a promotion as one of the head editors, but Hurky liked writing articles better, so she stayed as a writer but got a higher pay. Sora, Riku, Kairi, and Alexa were now 23, Riku was now 24, Hurky was now 25, and Ryo was 1,022 and looked only sixteen years old. Sora, Riku, Kairi, Ryo, and Alexa all went straight to Destiny University and graduated after four years and got good jobs. Even Riku was surprised after graduating from college that he even graduated at all. Riku and Ryo are now slowly beginning to start a steady relationship. Riku realized that Namine only wanted someone to take care of her and she just wasn't right for Riku after high school. Ryo was everything Namine wasn't. Sora and Kairi fell madly in love their senior year of high school. They went to prom, and remained together afterwards. Now, Sora had proposed to Kairi just recently and were going to marry in about a year and have kids right after, or so they thought they were...

Kairi sat in her office, just typing away at her computer. She liked her job as a secretary for the Destiny Islands Broadcasting Corporation, a TV station broadcasting all over the islands. Riku, Ryo, and Alexa all got jobs there, too. Riku and Ryo worked with the directors and producers of TV shows ranging from soap operas to sitcoms, and Alexa was the afternoon/early evening anchor for the news. Sora didn't work for the station. He taught history at Destiny Islands High, his old school. Now, back to the story. Kairi typed away at her computer when Alexa walked in with Ryo, both with their purses over their shoulders.

"Kairi, it's lunchtime." said Alexa. "You coming with us?"

Kairi stopped typing and turned to her friends. "Well, Sora said he'd come and take me to lunch today..." she said with a sigh.

"You said that yesterday." said Ryo impatiently. "And the day before that."

"Sora's been busy with teaching for a long time." said Alexa. "He's been grading papers, phone calls, meetings, conferences, detentions to deal with...he should take a break from all that."

Suddenly, a man with spiky brown hair, wearing pants, a white shirt, and a tie ran into the room.

"S-sorry I'm late!" he puffed. "I had to attend another meeting!"

"Sora..." said Kairi with a laugh. "It's okay. Hey, listen. Ryo and Alexa have lunch at the same time today. Can they join us?"

"Why not? They're our friends, aren't they?" asked Sora with a grin.

All the girls laughed. Kairi logged off her computer and got her purse.

"Let's go!" she said.

"Hey, aren't you forgetting someone?" asked a voice.

Everyone turned around to find a man with short silver hair, jeans, and a t-shirt.

"Riku!" said Ryo excitedly as she ran to Riku and gave him a kiss on the cheek. If this was in high school, Riku would have gagged or said for her to get away from him, but now, he didn't seem to mind, since they were now boyfriend and girlfriend.

"Hey, guys." said Riku.

Sora took one look at Riku and laughed.

"What?" asked Riku.

"You look weird with short hair." said Sora with a goofy grin on his face.

Riku punched Sora on the arm.

"I only did it because my boss told me to." he said. "Believe me, if it was up to me, I would have left it."

"Well, all that hair would get in the way with lights and the cameras." pointed out Alexa.

"It was either that or get fired." spoke up Kairi.

So, all five of them walked to a restaurant across the street, ordered lunch, and ate and talked.

"So, when's the wedding?" asked Ryo to Sora and Kairi.

Sora took Kairi's hand in his and they both smiled. On their left ring fingers (you know, the one before the pinkie), were silver rings with a small diamond on each of them.

"We're thinking in about a year." said Kairi. "Maybe earlier. We've been making plans and stuff."

"Did you buy your dress, yet, Kairi?" asked Alexa as she stabbed at a crouton in her salad with her fork and ate it.

"Not yet, but I've narrowed it down to two dresses." said Kairi. "Remember that one with the really long gowny part?"

"OMG, that dress?" squealed Ryo excitedly. "You really gotta that dress! It's so PRETTY!"

"What about the bridesmaid dresses?" asked Riku. "What color will those be?"

Ryo, Alexa, Hurky, Selphie, and Yuna were going to be the bridesmaids for Sora and Kairi's wedding. Riku would be the best man.

"We decided pink and white." answered Sora. "Since you all love pink so much!"

They all laughed for about two minutes on that one. Then, Sora flipped open his cell phone, looked at the time, and sighed.

"Sorry, guys, but I gotta get back to the high school." he said. "Lunch is almost over."

"Awwww..." whined Kairi as she gave Sora a hug and a kiss. "Really, you need a night out or something."

"Hey, good idea!" said Riku with a grin. "How about all of us, and Hurky, get together for dinner on Friday night? We can all split the bill. Whaddaya say?"

"Sure, sounds great." said Sora.

"Yeah." said Kairi.

"Mm-hmm." nodded Ryo.

"That'll be great!" said Alexa.

"Who's going to pick the restaurant?" asked Kairi as she tossed back her long, auburn hair.

"Why don't we have Riku choose this time?" asked Sora.

Riku's face lit up because he had the perfect place.

"I know!" he said. "How about the Destiny Cantina? Ryo and I go there all the time!"

"It's how Riku goes to a fancy restaurant and still gets a burrito." joked Ryo.

Everyone once again laughed at Ryo's joke.

Sora asked for the check. It came to only 3500 munny ($35.00) and they all split the bill. After that, Sora got into his car and drove off while everyone else walked back to the studio...

Hurky: It may not seem like much, but it will get better! Hope you enjoyed it!!