Jon's Crossover Crisis

by Garfield fan 1

This here was a crossover between Garfield, Peanuts, Get Fuzzy and FoxTrot. I got a few ideas from a guy by the name of Mr. Scream. At least he was called that at the time. It's essentially a Garfield-meets-FoxTrot-meets-Peanuts-meets-Get Fuzzy crossover movie in fic form, playing with the idea of Jon adopting characters from the other franchises. It's not very good, however.

1. Prologue part 1

Okay, first lemme clear some stuff up-
Bucky Katt and Satchel Pooch can talk.
Snoopy can only communicate with thoughts & telepathy to other animals
Garfield can communicate with either thoughts or telepathy.
THIS IS A SHOUT.
THIS IS AN EXTREME SHOUT.
THIS IS A REALLY EXTREME SHOUT
This is a whisper or an action.
And one more thing before I shut up;

Jim Davis and Paws, Inc own Garfield, Odie, Arlene, Nermal, Jon, and all of those people.
Bill Amend owns Marcus and the Fox family.
Darby Conley owns Bucky Katt & Satchel Pooch.
Charles M. Schulz owns Snoopy, Charlie Brown, Woodstock, 5, Franklin, Patty, Marcie, the van Pelts, and all the other kids.

Okay?

It was sunny in Calville-

Oh, right. This isn't a Calvin & Hobbes fanfic.

It was sunny in Jasonopolis. Paige-o-Tron had no place in this city!

Marcus: Duuhhh, excuse me, Senor Peaceful, when do we get to the action?!
Jason: Shuddup, Marcus! *starts bashing head* I'm trying to think!
Marcus: *rolls eyes* Right.
Jason: This is a back-to-front book! Peace starts the story!

Paige was tanning herself. Peter was eating a lot of tacos thanks to their new DIY Taco Kit. Andy & Roger were discussing how repetitive they say some new fanfic is going to be.