There are many strange and wonderful weapons in the world of Soul Eater, but one stands out above all others: Tsubaki Naka... Na-kat-su-ka-sa... Yeah, that. IT'S TOO LONG!

That's what she said!

[Really? -.-]

Back to the point, she is more versatile and effective than any of her demon weapon counterparts in the show... Just too bad she's the partner of a complete fuck-up. She has at least 5 modes to use to aid you in the robbing of life. The sleak, quick and agile ninja blade for speedy and silent assassinations where longer weapons are ineffective. The kusari-gama, 2 deadly scythes with 14 feet of chain in between them to strike enemies at a distance, choke them from behind cover like a garrot wire, block deadly attacks or trap the with the chain to prevent escape. The smoke bomb, to provide a quick escape from automatic gunfire, catch your enemies off-guard for the finishing blow or escape if the cops come before you can flee the scene when you're mission is done. And the shuriken, a giant, 4 pointed ninja star for death at a distance. And then of course there's the all-powerful soul resonance. While this takes a little effort on your part as well, she has various all powerful moves for attack, strategy and defense, such as the Trap Star or Shield Star, leaving the enemy wide open for an attack from you while they're off-guard or futiley trying to break through shield star. She probably has way more, but that's all they did in the show. Even so, with all her modes, there's AT MINIMUM ONE Soul Resonance technique that will get the job done for you most, if not all the time.

[I seem to believe you're still forgetting something...]

Huh? Oh, right! And lastly, after killing her brother inside his own souls, she absorbed his soul and gained his enchanted sword state, transforming her into a deadly, badass black katana that boosts your power enough to practically guarantee victory and allows you to attack with your SHADOWS.

[The only catch is, it can cut out a chunk of your soul...]

But, upon mastering this weapon state, you become the closest thing to unstoppable.

So who gives a shit?

And her sweet, gentle, patient, caring nature makes her compatible with almost anyone, as seen in the manga, where she occasionally partners up with Maka. Also in the manga, as part of her enchanted sword mode, she can turn into a massive black kunai for up close mudering or long range throwable death. And when she isn't in her weapon form, she makes you delicious foods and deserts like any good woman should and will never mind grabbing you a beer while you're on the couch. She can probably be talked into sex pretty easily, too.

What a woman! What a weapon!

[And that's why the lovely and wonderful Tsubaki Nakatsukasa has been added to our armory.]

Tsubaki Nakatsukasa:

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