disclaimer : I just own my self insert and my twist to the plot. naruto belongs to kishimoto

warning : some characters might be a bit of or too OOC. this is my first try at writing and I welcome any critique to improve my story. like I said this is my first try at writing and english isnt my main language so you can see a few grammer errors.I try to fix it but like I said english isn't my main language .thank you.

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chapter 1

I was just returning to my home . It was raining slowly and my apartment was just across the street . it was just three street away from my school. while walking towards my home, I was thinking of

what to do on my character sheet in the newest naruto game.

'kyuubi passive effect of too much chakra and regeneration is too sweet to pass but eternal mangekyou sharingan is makes you look cool while you kill your enemies is kind of deal breaker... which one would I

choose ? ... ah dammit! cant make too OP guy from the beginning -oh SHI-...?!'

crash.

Or would have crashed if not for that I seem to be frozen in time. no no really, even the rain drops seems to be hanging in the air.I close my eyes for a second to think this calmly. With the speed of the truck that

is about to hit me and the distance between the truck and me, there would no miracle dodging for me. I would die before an ambulance reaches me. even if I arrive at the hospital on time, I would be in a coma

for years awoken only to have a cripple body.I take a second to think this troughtly. When I open my eyes I was in some kind of large white void. Okay, this sound way too familiar. then I quickly remembered

some of the fanfics I have read before and it came to me. I asked the voidness politely as possible.

''Mr. ROB! thank you for saving my life and before you send me to whatever verse you have chosen can you give me some kind of power boon?'' I was literally praying to have an answer. I have read the guy

who was rude to his ROB and gets sents to Evangelion butt naked. I dont wanna be that guy.

'' Oh , arent you a polite one, better than the last one at least. The last one before I pulled you was a whining little shit. Demanding and shouting at me to return him to his home without even thanking me for

saving his life. '' the god like being spoke.

yes.

My suspicions were spot on. I am in front of a omnipotent being.I need to tread this carefully. this could be one in billion kind of golden chance or damning my existence oblivion.

''oh, well, you know, even if you broke me or do whatever amuses you to me I was kind of 'roll with the punches' kind of guy any way.

also if you have the power to pull me from the earth and the fanfics I have read about the ROBs are believed to be true, I cant do much anything against you anyway.

''There is also the saying of 'make the best of any situation'. People who dont understand that you must be polite to the being who can kill you with a thought dont live that long. And I am not going to act like a

idiot stubborn manga character to go against a god like being out of sheer stupidness.''I said.

while I have said this with a sly smile, I adhere to this notion with my whole heart.

''Hah! someone with a common sense! I shudder to think what would have happened if you were a whiny little bitch like the others before you. I was just ready to give up and at least hope for a shounen

protagonist type. You really are a sight for sore eyes.

Anyway. You know the drill. I am the ROB guy who throw you to the various shows for my own amusement. Luckily for you turned out to be my kind of guy, meaning not being a little bitch so we can skip to the

real going to watch you for about twenty the end of it, if you amused me enough, I will download all the knowledge you need to know to use kaledeiscope magic and give you the marker for

your home universe.

So, you are going to be reincarnated ito naruto verse. And because you asked nicely so I'm going to grand you boon you asked. Lets see ... Okay, for this verse, you can choose only two from; eternal

mangekyou with no drawbacks, Strong senju body with mokuton and fuinjutsu master even by uzumaki standards kind of knowledge and understanding of it. '' the being said.

I just had a tiny fangasm moment in my head quickly squashed the moment I could grasp what was the place I was going to be sent.

I was going to the naruto verse.I was going to be sent were child soldiers were the norm. And the said child soldiers probably had their first kill before the age of fifteen. The place were every village policy was

we against them.

frankly I was okay with it. I am not a psycopath nor do I get of on murdering someone but if the reason of the murder of some one maches my ethic codes I would be apathetic. This might be because of the

shock of meeting with a ROB or being saved from certain cripple life for the rest of my life made me numb.

the boons are kind of a god sent. If I didnt have any kind of boon, I might have given my self a heart attack from fear. Elemental nations are fucking scary. more so with the ROB, I cant run away from the plot.

even if I can run away I cant play the innocent civilian. no matter what ROB would want me to be a shinobi. lets think this trought discreetly.

''hmm... eternal mangekyou sharingan is a given. in naruto world, where fucking ninjas travel at the speed of a bullet and throw elemental attacks like they were going out of style it would be nice to have.

so...mokuton or fuinjutsu...lets just go with fuinjutsu. I can maybe hide the sharingan behind sun glasses. if I use mokuton konoha council or worse danzo would hunt after me to make me their little bitch. and

maybe I can graft my self with senju cells like danzo did to awaken the mokuton later. At any rate it would make my body stronger. maybe it would make learning nature chakra easier?... it is a possibilty. does it

makes your body more accepting of the nature ?'' I wonder.

In the manga there are some hints that give that impression but it is mostly just fanon theory.

but even if it is fanon, if I somehow acquare mokuton and learn to use nature chakra it would definitely enhance the mokuton itself. it is a damn shame that I probably wont end up choosing this tough.

It is too damn risky. mokuton is too unique to conceal as something else. if I acquare the mokuton and it gets out that I can use it my place in the team seven would be sealed. And no matter how awesome

would it be to going to the adventures with team seven, there are too many death flags to ignore. team seven mostly abuse the shit out of plot armor. I dont have that kind of luxury. even if danzo would let me

see the sunlight again for the next ten years of my life. even if danzo lets me out, it would be only for restraining rampaging naruto who is high on kyuubi chakra. The sharingan is also too risky but mangekyou

powers with no eye corruption is too good to pass up. I need something with a lot of potential but be subtle about itself. fuinjutsu is the way to go. Calling on death god, trapping legendary demons to become

glorified chalra batteries and creating legendary weapons like raijin no ken with just a kunai for the base and few strokes of brush are the the surface of an iceberg.

'' fuinjutsu. you dont fuck with a true fuinjutsu master. if they are space-time specialist they will send you to a fucking hell dimension just to mess with your head if you fuck with them .you dont fuck with

fuinjutsu masters. ever. ''

any way.

'' I choose eternal mangekyou sharingan and fuinjutsu knowledge.'' I said.

''Wonderful. so,for your background ; you are orphan, who has a apartment because your dead jonin father who died becouse of kyuubi, bought the bulding for case in he died on a mission. Your mother was a

high chuunin and raised you till you were four then she died when she was on patrol duty. she was killed because of a stray kunai thrown by some nuke nin kunoichi. The bills of the apartment are taken care of

for the next fifteen years, also your montly stipent from the hokage till you become a genin is not enough for a luxury life but because the bills are already paid for, you have enough money to buy equipment for

your ninja career.

''you wont be a toddler because the waiting for you to grow up would be boring. You are in the beginning of the acedemy. It wont be teaching you anything too useful but try to make the best of it . you will graduate with the rookies. rest of it is up to you.''

''so. you ready?'' being asked with amusement in his tone.

like I guessed, there is no escaping the plot.

I took a breath in and closed my eyes for a moment. if I agree to this, I would probably never see my family again. I wouldn't see my friends again either. I tought for a moment what would be their reaction to

this mess, my father would raise an eyebrow than tells me if it is worth to pursue dont regret from it. my mother would screech demon at the ROB. my little brother would be jealous of me but would support me

whatever I choose. my friends would sell their souls to have a the chance I have. Any way, better or worse my life sure is going to be interesting from this point. I slowly breath out.

than I open my eyes and say with a grin.

''let's get this show on the road.''

Author note:

I am rewriting the entire story. I will try to lessen my grammer mistakes but no promises. please review.