This is a re-upload of the first I'm really sorry for all the inconvenience.
I don't own any of the South park charachters,they belong to their rightful owners
Cartman's POV;
Shit, shit, shit….Son of a bitch…I can't believe this ,I really can't believe this. It can't be happening….God, I hate minorities ,I fucking hate all those cocksuckers, especially the ones with supernatural powers. These fucks deserve the full power of God's wrath, which unfortunately right now is concentrated on my balls. Oh, man its so fucking damn cold out here that my nuts are on the edge of falling off. And this stupid fur instead of keeping me warm makes my ass freeze even more. Damn the stupid weather ,damn fucking Colorado and damn my good for nothing luck. Seriously how did my life got so fucked up in less then a day .I mean here I'm minding my own business at the gay Gypsy fair and next thing I know some stupid old hag turns me into a cat. And for what? A little name calling and she freaks out. Plus it isn't like I said something that's not true. Just by looking at her you can say that she is a lazy crockadillapig with personality of a ho and a vagina big and sandy like a Hawaiian beach . Stupid I return to my old self I promise she will bleed from every fucking exit of her body. But right now I need to find someone who will take me to a warm place. Cat or not I won't sleep on the street .It won't be that hard .This is the center of South Park and everyone who is coming back from the stupid fair can be my ticket to a warm bed for the night .Not to mention that people are total suckers for cats. Yes it will be easy I just need to…. Wait what is that noise? Oh, fuck ,fuck!Not another car….it's coming in fast…no time to run, please for God's sake don't splash me again, pleaaaaaase…and of course it splashed me. AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGH I HATE MY LIFE. That's it. I'll die here probably freezing to death and nobody will know. Why? Why me,God? Why do I deserve such terrible death? Why? Why?
-''Hey, kitty, what's wrong with you?''
WTF….Kahl?
Kyle's POV;
I was just heading back home from the Gypsy fair when I saw something interesting on the side walk .The said ''fair'' was actually a bunch of gypsies traveling around America, showing cheap acrobatic tricks and selling overprized junk. But still the whole town gathered up to see it .It was a good enough excuse for my mom to kick me and Ike out of the house. She gave us some money,10 dollars for me and 5 for my brother and with a sweet smile ,but a stern look she told us to have fun(out of the house) . Ike suggested that our parents were going to have some ''adult fun'' ,but I knew better. This was the time when they were going to discuss (and plan)
mine and Ike's future, talking about how I'm going to a law university and blah,blah,blah. I didn't want to be a lawyer, couldn't she comprehend the real problem here was me not her.I had no clue what to do with my life ant it pissed me off to no seemed appealing enough for ,doctor,engineer and etc .Yeah, well paid and respectet proffesions,but was this what i wanted from life.I wasn't sure.I wanted to do something that would make me feel good about myself.I wanted to do something that mattered,but I...just didn't know what was it .I envied so much people who had somekind of talent-singing,drawing, that they're really good I...well I had mediocre skills in all these departments,nothing special.I felt so out of was like my life was over even before it had begun. It was just so so while I was dealing with my inner problems on my way home from the ''fair'', I saw something postponed my problems for a while -a little cat. Well, little wasn't really the right word, because it was morbidly obese. All of its fur was drenched and muddy. But the funny thing was that the cat had its paws on its ears and it was shaking its head like mad. Maybe it was hurt ,but still I really couldn't help but chuckle to myself (I'm a horrible person).
-''Hey ,kitty, what's wrong with you?''
When the feline saw me it froze in horror. Poor thing. I guess it had a ruff day. Perhaps it got lost ,but seeing no collar ,I figured that it was probably abandoned . I felt sorry for the cat ,but I couldn't take it home. As long as I can remember mother was never to fond on animals ,particularly when it came to her home .It will be easier breaking into the White house that bringing any kind of furry creature into the abode, death or alive .With that knowledge I decided to leave the cat there in hope that someone else will take it. Just when I was starting to walk away it started meowing.
-''Look, I really-…'',and then I was trapped by the most captivating eyes I've ever seen .They were huge and almond shaped .But the most beautiful part was their colour-it was pure gold.
-''Meow'', the sound awoke me from my trance.
-''I'm sorry but I can't take you with me….but then again I can't leave you here either, can I
?''
-''Meow''
I'm talking to a cat….I feel like total retard.
Cartam's POV;
What a total retard….does he really expect me to answer any of his stupid Jew questions .Is he blind or something. I'm a motherfucking cat for Christ sake(but then again Jews don't believe in Christ)and cats don't talk. Sometimes I really wonder why I hang around dumb cunts like him. Well at least he didn't leave(thanks to my ''sweet kitty'' technique ,at one point I even thought he wanted to kiss me).All of sudden Kahl is stretching his hands towards ,lookie here!Kahl is going to pick me up and carry me is priceless,just only he'd known...oh, the look on his face...PRICELESS
-''Meow, meow,meow,meoooooow!''
OK...This is unexpected.I don't have any clothes on(for obvious reasons) and I feel his cold long fingers are caressing my naked body .The sensation is absolutely ... Having fur isn't helping feeling less violated .I tried to escape ,but it's just impossible with his deadly Jew grip.
-''Stop wriggling around, I'll drop you like that. Hey ,hey stop that! Ouch!''
I scratched the damn day-walker on the wrist .The wound is bleeding that is a scoree for justice.
-''Fuck!...Look kitty I won't hurt you I promise just calm down. '',Well of course you wouldn't hurt me you're too much of pussy for that, which doesn't mean that I want mental scars for life .The idiotic Jewrat obviously isn't that smart . I can see in his greedy eyes that he wants to try picking me up again. Well ,because I'm the smart one I guess I have to surrender .Jew or not I WON'T SLEEP ON THE STREET.
-''See it isn't that bad'', yeah, yeah whatever. Just move your scrawny Israelite legs faster .I'm fucking freezing ,
-''Oh, man you're shivering pretty bad. ''Well ,no shit a minute. Why on earth is he unzipping his jacket ?With two swift movements the Jew unzippes it, puts me in it and zippes it back again.(Man, Jews are fast with their hands.) And now I'm pressed to his dirty body ,and his is holding me tightly with his hands. What the fuck is he thinking!Is he not only a fag ,but a zoophile too?He truly is a foul creature….but a warm foul creature so for now I'm going to put up with him. Just for now.
-''Don't worry kitty everything will be okay.''
As I said earlier-What a total retard.