Chapter 1- I like the Beatles.
Summary: Hey, I'm Wallabee Beatles. But you should call me Wally. So, I'm trying this new thing called 'blogging…' And crud, I think I might be addicted.
Enjoy!
11/16, 5:47pm
Hello, my name is Wally and- wait, too boring.
Sup' my homey-G. I'm- …Homey-G, really? I haven't heard anyone say that in years. Do over.
Hey, I'm Wallabee Beatles. But you should call me Wally. As you can see, I'm doing this thing called 'blogging.'
Um… I really don't know what I'm supposed to write in these things. I like the Beatles? (Odd coincidence, eh.)
I bet you're thinking, "Why on earth would Wally get a blog?" Well then! Lemme tell you my story…
*blows soap-bubble pipe* We were hanging out in Kuki's house. And by 'we,' I meant me, Hoagie, Abby, and Nigel. And Kuki herself, of course. 'We' were all chilling in her room, acting like idiots (but not me of course), and she was on the computer. I asked her what she was doing, and it turns out that she's writing a blog. It's called Peace, Love, and Rainbow Monkeys. After I told her it was cruddy, she forced me to make one too… and you know what, it's kinda fun.
I could write about whatever I want… Yeah sure, I'll tell you guys about my friend's deepest darkest secrets. (Just not now, Hoagie's glaring at me while I type. GETCHUR OWN BLOG FOO.)
There you have it, the reason why I'm here. Now let me finish introducing myself, which is kinda pointless because you are probably an insane fan girl who seems to know EVERY CRUDDY FACT about myself. Like how I still have that green teddy bear from 6 Valentine's Days ago. Aw crud, I did not just say that.
I'm 16, my favorite color is orange, my brother-from-another-mother's Hoagie, and I'm insanely hot. ;D Well, apparently every girl at Gallagher High thinks so. I don't wanna sound all conceited and stuff, and as cliché as it sounds, I'm the most popular guy in school. Head of the football team, baby! And I think my attractiveness has something to do with the fact that I'm popular, derp. Yeah, my grades may not be the best, but at least I'm street smart. Don't worry, it doesn't look like it, but I have a heart. (Literally, ahaha!) Just don't make me mad, and we're cool. Oh, and I'm also part of something called the TND: Teens Next Door. It's a really, really long story that I'll save for later… but it's cool.
Oh, and I was totally lying about the teddy bear, I think.
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I really want some orange juice.
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*sigh* Sorry, brosephs. I think I'm gonna die of thirst, so be right back.
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(THE TEDDY BEAR WAS ACTUALLY FROM 8 YEARS AGO! PEACE OUT SUCKAS! OH AND HOAGIE IS TOTALLY AWESOME I mean I like the beetles yay)
HEY GUYS IM BACK. Right now, I'm just chilling in my room, listening to Hoagie and Nigel cracking up, and thinking of what to say next.
Again, I know what you're thinking- (cause' I'm totally physic) - "Why would the most popular guy be sitting at home with a bunch of nerds, doesn't he have partying to do or something?"
First of – HOLD UP, WHAT THE CRUD? That is a total lie! For the last time, I don't HAVE a teddy bear! And Nigel, when I'm done typing this I'm going to strangle you. Hoagie, get that look off your face this instant! AND YOU SPELLED THE BEATLES WRONG, SO THERE.
Uhh, the answer to your so-called question is that: They may be nerds, but those nerds are my friends. And I don't care if I'm one of those 'cool' guys, they're still my bros. And second, does it LOOK like I go to clubs every weekend, illegally sippin' on booze and dancing to annoying Ke$ha songs? …Don't answer that.
You know, I actually think I'm pretty boring for a 'cool' guy. On weekends I sleep till noon. Most of my time is spent playing C.O.D. I also play the electric guitar. I have a Facebook. Oh, and I really love cereal.
You know what; I'm actually so bored that I might take up your idea on the clubbing thing. Alright boys, we're goin' to Lime Ricky's! *insert hoagie and nigel's happy faces here*
(Don't worry; it's this popular teens-only hangout spot. Their root beer floats taste like heaven. Not that I ever tasted Heaven.)
While I make my weekend plans, go ahead and leave a nice comment or question for me in the comment box below. (A/N Put it in a review as an actual comment and it'll be posted up.) I'll answer to them as soon as possible. And if you happen to see us in Lime Ricky's, chugging down on those heavenly root beer floats, possibly singing along to Moves Like Jagger, go ahead and say hi. Just don't expect me to buy you a drank.(ohoho)
See ya later!
-Comments-
kuki-rainbowy-sanban: We're going to Lime Ricky's? Am I invited? :D Oh, and stop lying about the teddy bear. I know you hide it under your pillow.~
I-luv-numbuh-4: No, lemme buy YOU a drank! 3
i-luv-numbuh-4: Ah, so there's my insane fan girl. Thanks 3 And IT BETTER TASTE LIKE HEAVEN.
KNDNumbuh25: DOES HOAGIE HAVE A BLOG TOO? :D :D :D
KNDNumbuh25: How would I know? Why don't you ask him yourself… or better yet, WHY DON'T YOU STALK THE ANSWERS OUTTA HIM, COUGHITY COUGH.
KNDNumbuh25: I STOPPED FOLLOWING HIM 2 MONTHS AGO I SWEAR.
KNDNumbuh25: Pfft yeah, and I have a teddy bear!
kuki-rainbowy-sanban: Uhh…but you DO have one? u
kuki-rainbowy-sanban: CRUD.
A/N I GOT THE MOOOOOOVES LIKE JAGGURR~
Sorry. Okay. Uh… according to Cartoon Network, I don't own the KND. BUT according to Fanfiction, I DO own this fic! XD ….I had a lot of fun writing this, I hope you liked it! The more comments for Wally, the faster he'll reply~ ..and if he's lazy, don't worry. I'll threaten to post up pictures of the teddy bear.
…Comments? ;3