This is a stupid story of Charlies Diary. This first chapter is really short so I'll try and make the next chapters longer. I've been away from school sick so this story is a result of my boredom. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I obviously don't own Twilight or charlie, renee, or bella
Dearest Diary,
This is Cheif of Police, Charlie Swan writing for you today. So today I had to pick up my kid that my ex wife has carted off to me. I wouldn't of taken the kid in, but any chance of getting brownie points with Renee I'd take. Besides this kid was just solid proof to me of what me and renee did 17 years ago. Heeheehee! ooooh! cookies! *munch**munch* I think Renee only gave me the kid because she wanted to get my attention. I wonder when I'll next see my love, I better start working out, hehe!
So the 17 year old brat, Bella is living with me now. When I told her about the truck she bombarded me with questions, like "How old is it". Then when I told her she completely freaked out and complained about it. That's Bella for you... But her arse, mmmmmm...................
Anyways when she saw the truck she of corse loved it, it is pretty cool. I picked it out myself. When we got home she went straight to her room all afternoon. How rude, I drive to the airport to pick her up, I give her shelter, food compassion, and she just ignores me all day. Oh well, I had a fun time watching the game and drinking my beers without her.
*sigh* Renee, my love...
Diary: Oh give it up Charlie, she's remarried, she hates you mate.
HAHA! we'll see about that! she only remarried to make me jealous! SO HA!!!!!!
Well, there isn't much to write about today... maybe something more exciting will happen tomorrow, since I'm buying a years supply of skittles tomorrow! YUMMMYYYYYYY!
Anyway I better get to bed now, I have to go to work tomorrow, maybe I'll get to shoot somebody! Maybe even Bella!
Review, try not to be to harsh.... anyway I'll start making longer diary entries now. Bye!