Hello There. I would like to introduce myself, although... I don't know my name. Please, excuse me for that. You can call me anything you like, I suppose.
Also, I'd like to take a moment to ask you to overlook my appearance. You see, It's been quite a while since anyone has taken any interest in me. In fact, It's been several years, I believe, since anyone has even noticed me. I've been buried under all of this... stuff...
Well, out of sight, out of mind, I suppose?