Figment was educating children at Epcot as usual. After the park closed, he went to talk to some of the people at Epcot.
"Hey Bill Nye. Do you think I will always be this way?" Figment asked Bill Nye while sitting on a bench.
"What?" Bill Nye said confused.
"All day, we do nothing but entrain children. And educate them. But, we seem lonely."
"What are you talking about, Figment? We got lots of friends. You have Channing."
"I know. But...we're single. We don't have wives, we don't have kids. It's just us and our jobs."
"Are you saying you feel lonely sometimes?"
"Yes. I need to find a girl!"
"Good for you. But there are barely any girls at this park. How are you going to find one?"
"By looking into my imagination."
Figment looked many nights after Epcot closed for a girl. He looked high and low for one.
That is, until one faithful Friday night. He was looking again. Soon, at the front of Spaceship Earth, he saw a pink dragon with black eye lashes in front of him.
Hearts flew into his eyes. He went up to her and asked her
"What's your name?"
"The name's Emily."
"I'm Figment."
"You don't need an introduction. You are the best dragon out there."
"Saturday night? Pick you up?" Figment asked blushing.
"That would be nice." Emily said.
"Great. Let's keep this a secret, okay?"
"As you wish, my soon to be boyfriend."
