Sarah tripped on the bottle of beer on the floor, falling on top of the Anthony on the floor. She giggled and tried to kick away the bottle but kicked the stupid blonde girly cheerleader satyr instead. The hellhound snarled at her. "No kicking Ashiwa. She needs to be uninjured for bed." Ashiwa giggled and chased the hellhound inside. Anthony and Sarah sat up and started singing. "Aah. What is that delightful music?" The yellow Centaur asked. Sarah raised her hand. Anthony started to tickle her and they fell back to the ground. Sarah smiled at Anthony. "You're almost as good at touching as Logan Lerman is!" The centaur started neighing and galloping all around. Sarah and Anthony stared at him with wide eyes as he happy danced. He turned around and beamed at them. "Oh I just love Logan Lerman. He is the sexiest man-crush I have ever had." he exclaimed enthusiastically. Sarah and Anthony exchanged looks. "YOU'RE GAY!" Anthony screamed and handed Sarah an empty beer bottle, grabbing one himself. They aimed the bottles at the yellow centaur and aimed. They kept throwing bottles at him until he fell to the ground.
"Is he dead?" Sarah asked Anthony.
"I dunno. Wanna make out?" he asked.
"Sure!" Sarah replied. Sarah and Anthony dropped onto the flower bed, grabbing a blanket. Just as Anthony was about to pull off Sarah's shirt, they were interrupted. A monkey hanging on a vine flew in, yodeling. He landed right on Sarah and Anthony holding a box full of condoms. "Safety first." He croaked and flew back off.
"Thanks awesome monkey super-hero dude!" Sarah and Anthony called after him. When he was completely out of sight, they turned back to each other. They shared a sneaky smile and threw the blanket off. Then they started ripping each others clothes off.