A very short and stupid fic By Rachelle Williams
A/N: I don't know why I wrote this. But it was literally begging me! I just had to do it!
Summary: Quite funny, actually. Makes no sense. A oneshot from the scene from Friends, where Joey dances to Chandler and Phoebe and they are horrified, only now it's Faith and Angel watching Spike dance (It's all very stupid, and stupider, but please just take it in, and don't review if you don't want to. And if flames, PLEASE DO NOT CLICK, WRITE OR LOOK AT THE SUBMIT REVIEW BUTTON)
Disclaimer: I do not own Angel or any of it's characters, nor do I own Friends, or the scene this is based on.
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Angel read outloud from Spike's resume as Spike and Faith looked on. A sheepish look on Spike's face.
ANGEL: "Two years with NYC Dance Class? Six years with American Ballet Theater! And a year with Jack Shaks!"
SPIKE: "I had to lie on my resume! I have no, so called 'Special Skills' a actor should have!"
ANGEL: "Then don't be an actor!"
FAITH: "Well, nobody's gonna believe your father was with the Navy"
SPIKE: "My father WAS with the Navy"
FAITH: "Okay. Just trying to point something out!"
ANGEL: "Why would you lie? Why can't you just be you, not.." (Stops as he reads) "Oh, please! One of the kids from Zoom? HOW IS THIS EVER GONNA WORK?"
FAITH: "Do you know how to dance, y'know, at all?"
SPIKE: "Well, I can dance a little...uh.."
ANGEL AND FAITH (Not knowing the consequences of their words): "Go on. Do it"
Spike goes infront of the Entertainment Centre, and starts dancing like Joey did in TOW All The Jealousy. He's dancing horribly. Horrible than William wrote poetry! MY GOD! Finally (To Angel and Faith's much relief) Spike stops dancing. Cut to Angel and Faith. Faith has her hand over her mouth and Angel's mouth is hanging open and his eyes are wide.
SPIKE: "So..?"
FAITH: "Oh!"
ANGEL: "Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO!"
SPIKE: "What?"
FAITH: "That-that was horrible! What was that!"
SPIKE: "Of course it looked stupid! There was no music on. If there was music on--"
ANGEL: "The world would explode!" (The doorbell rings) "I'm gonna get that" (To Spike) "But, no-no!"
Angel opens the door to reveal Buffy standing there, a look of confusion on her face.
BUFFY: "Why'd you lock the door?"
ANGEL: "Spike had something to show us"
BUFFY: "Okay... Some guy dropped this off for you, (hands Angel a parcel) FYI, patch things up with your mailman (Angel shrugs) Anyway, I'm gonna go to the coffeehouse, anybody interested in coming?"
SPIKE: "Yeah, I'll go!"
They exit and Angel and Faith look at each other.
FAITH: "Wow. This one's gonna haunt me..."
ANGEL: "I won't take Spike to any more of my office Christmas parties. Lord, if he starts dancing there...LORD!"
FAITH: "Maybe we're better off not thinking about it"
ANGEL: "Yeah"
They both sit down.
ANGEL: "Wanna play foosball?"
FAITH: "Oh, okay!"
They both get up to play foosball.
ANGEL: "Hey, the loser has to watch Spike dance again"
FAITH: "You don't-you don't mean that, do you?"
ANGEL: "Nope! 'Cause y'know, I-I can lose"
They start playing.
THE END
A/N: Okay, extremely stupid! Sorry if you guys had to suffer much. (Yes, I had to change this story and of request (not from anyone of make this a collection of scenes, and I hope you forgive me. And bytw, CAVFTP is on a hiatus until I can re-develop a place in my brain for ideas :lol:)