Ever thought about the fact that something's missing..?


The legendary Iwatobi High School swim team sat quietly eating lunch up top the school's roof when suddenly a realization came to place.

"Hey guys… Have you ever thought about the fact that we have no nipples?" Nagisa spoke.

"What are nipples?" Makoto asked tilting his head in confusion.

"Well now that I think about it…" Rei paused, "W-we don't… Is that n-normal?"

"No!" Nagisa screamed, "It must mean we're aliens or something!"

"Uh guys it's really not a big deal-"

"SHUT UP GOU-CHAN! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO NOT HAVE NIPPLES!"

"Hey how do you know if I have nipples or not?!" Gou got up, "You're an idiot!" She started to walk off, "MY NAME IS KOU!"

Nagisa still bawled, "We're unavvveeerrraaagggeeee!"

"That's not beautiful at all!" Rei started packing up, "I'm getting plastic surgery!"

"I'm coming with you Rei-chan!" Soon Nagisa and Rei were gone.

Makoto was still confused and Haru was just…Haru.

"….Is it okay to not have nipples…?"

"Who gives a fuck."


Hope u guys liked it! sorry it's so short~! X3