The (very short) Adventures of Kaygreg House
A series of connected ficlets starring Kaygreg House
Disclaimer: I don't own House MD (or Kaygreg House… thank goodness)
To those who know where the inspiration for this came from I salute you! (And am oh-so-sorry)
For those who don't… consider yourself lucky (and this probably won't make any sense what-so-ever)
1. Introductions and Kittens
Meet Kaygreg House.
Kaygreg is a beautiful, tall diagnostician with sapphire green eyes who was named for her dear sweet Mammy (KayLee) and Pappy (Gregg). She works at Princton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital in New Jersey with her three fellows Melodee Cameron, Dayveed Chase and Pippa Foreman, whom she likes to collectively call 'The Kittens'.
When Kaygreg first hired Melodee, Dayveed and Pippa she thought it quite a coincidence that they were all descendents of the fellows that worked for her Grandpappy, but she eventually shrugged it off as one of life's many msteries.
Now that we are acquainted with Kaygreg House she may just let us view a little bit of her daily routine.
On this particular morning Kaygreg climbs out of her car and skips into the hospital humming her favourite song 'Strawberry Kisses' and thinking of the great time she had last night dancing sambas with her Grandpappy. When she reaches the elevator she is surprised to find Melodee Cameron standing there, crying.
"Why are you crying Melodee?" Kaygreg asks sweetly (using Melodee's first name because she is an awful lot more polite than her Grandpappy). Melodee turns to face her and answers.
"I'm moving to a new apartment tomorrow but the mean man who owns the building says that I can't take my kittens there. I don't know what to do!" Melodee says before grasping hold of Kaygreg's shoulders and continuing to cry.
"There, there." Kaygreg says whilst patting Melodee's head, trying to comfort her. It makes her feel very upset that Melodee that Melodee is crying because she really likes her (but not in that way) and having to give away your pets is a very hard thing to do. Suddenly Kaygreg has a brilliant idea.
"Why don't I look after Fluffykins and Princess?" Kaygreg asks "I have plenty of room in my house and this way you can come and see them whenever you want!"
Hearing this Melodee instantly cheers up and steps back from Kaygreg.
"Really?" She asks whilst wiping her eyes.
"Of course!" Kaygreg says as they both step into the elevator.
OK, did I fry anyone's brain?
If you have any idea what I'm referring to with this please review, because if you do I might write another chapter (or not, depending on whether you like it or not)
Oh yeah, and if anyone can think of a song more nauseating than 'Strawberry Kisses' I'll change it!
Well, that's all for now!