Dry Bowser was having some bacon that he cooked up on his grill in a pleasant, grassy meadow, where everything was green... including several orb shaped green pigs, who all attacked Dry Bowser as they were not happy about the skeletal reptile cooking up food made out of them.
"Ow! Hey, watch the... what gives?" Dry Bowser called out as his bony body was broken up, causing his skull to bounce down the hill as he glanced up, to see a green pig with a yellow crown on its head looking down at him.
"Eating our kind, huh? Peh! You must be one of those angry birds that threatens my kingdom!" The King Pig exclaimed as he then proceeded to bounce on Dry Bowser's head several times, laughing as he bounced away, turning to face him. "Well, I'll be sure to gobble up all your eggs, you avian jerk!"
"...I can't even make eggs," Dry Bowser muttered as he felt several cracks in his head, using his dark magic to summon his scatter bones as he placed himself back together, only to be left stunned as a tidal wave of Bad Piggies approached him, eventually splashing down hard on him and breaking him up into various pieces of bone again.