Emmett Cullen vs. The Soda Can
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, I just use the characters for my veiwers enjoyment. So here you go veiwers, ENJOY!
-JGA-
The day had started off normal enough in the Cullen home. Most of the family was off hunting, leaving Bella, Jasper, Jacob, Nessie, and Emmett to their own devices at the house.
Bella was flipping through the many channels offered, while Jasper read a book on the couch across from her. Jacob and Nessie where on their fiftenth round of checkers, and were going strong. Jacob didn't seem to care that Nessie had beat him every single time and that the game had yet to become tiring to the young Hybrid.
Nessie had just beaten Jacob yet again bringing smiles to everyone in the rooms face, including Jasper, when Emmett emerged from upstairs somewhere.
"Uncle Emmy, can you get me a soda pop?" Nessie asked with a big grin. Soda pop was Nessie's new favorite human substance, it was almost tied for first with chocolate.
Emmett all to happy to comply with his neice's request set out to the Kitchen and returned in recored time with a can of Coca-Cola in his hand. That was when the day took a turn. Emmett went to open the soda for Nessie and apartently forgot about his strength because his busted the can and got soda on all of them.
Nessie and Jacob busted out luaghing, Bella and Jasper were far from happy about the soaking, exceptionally with it getting on Esme's carpet.
"Crap! Don't worry I'll get another one Ness!" Emmett shouted taking off into the Kitchen again. None of them knew it yet but it was going to get very wet inside the Cullen living room before the day was over.
Emmett reappeared in the room seconds later with a can of Sprite and Nessie jumped up and down waiting for him to bring it to her. Instead of being smart and having someone else open the can, Emmett tried yet again to open it with his huge fingers, and again it broke and got everywhere. He repeated this process again and again until they were soaked and the room smelled of soda.
"Enough!" Jasper screamed, his composer having finally slipped. He got up and left the room in the blink of an eye.
"Again, again! Uncle Emmett!" Nessie screamed as Jacob nodded.
"Nessie I don't-" Bella begun but Emmett cut her off.
"I'm afraid that was the last soda pop we had left Ness, but don't worry I'll go get you some more from the store." Emmett grabbed a set of car keys and was out the door.
With a sigh Bella went to retrieve the carpet cleaner and set off to work on the carpet, hoping cleaning wasn't going to be a waste of time. Emmett came back just as she was finishing, with a bag of a bottled Coke in hand. He handed it to his neice having learned his lesson.
Nessie stared at the bottle with a frown.
"I wanted a Dr. Pepper." She pouted making everyone in the room groan.
Yep, just another day in the Cullen home.
-JGA-
Next up: Jasper Hale has to tackle his wife's walk-in closet... all on his own! Jasper Hale vs. The Walk-in Closet!