Disclaimer: I know that I don't I don't own Caleb, Reid, Pogue or Tyler; tell that to the voices in my head…please.
Presenting the Covenant Awards…
Most likely to catch an STD before the age of 20: Kira Snyder
Most likely to be castrated: Aaron Abbot
Most likely to cheat with Aaron and Kira: Kate Tunney
Most likely to be arrested: Reid Garwin
Most likely to be sitting next to Reid Garwin in prison saying "Dammit Reid": Tyler Simms
Most likely to be bringing in the bail money: Caleb Danvers
Most likely to be hitting on the female cop that brought him in: Reid Garwin (Note to Reid: Women and handcuffs do not belong in the same sentence; especially if she's carrying a gun)
Most likely to be locked up in a sponged-wall room while tied up in a straight jacket: Chase Collins
Most likely to be sued by Steven King: Reid Garwin
Most likely to be captured be a Mary-Sue and held hostage against his will: Tyler Simms
Most likely to take a nap: Pogue Perry
Most likely to max out daddy's gold card: Kate Tunney
Most likely to be locked up in the sponge room with Chase: every Mary-Sue out there
Most likely to die from suffocation due to the excessive population of Mary-Sue's in the spongy room: Chase Collins
Send me a pm if there are any other awards you would like to see added.
This is my first shot at comedy so sorry if it's terrible.