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Chris: This is Chris McClean live from Muskoka, Ontario in Canada. And this is the premiere of the soon to be best show ever! Maybe not, but still, the show will be awesome. I promise you that. 16 teams of 3 have been chosen to come to this crummy summer camp. They will battle each other out in challenges and after each challenge, one of them will leave. Oh yeah, you viewers get to vote one of them off. In the end, only one will remain and they will win 1 million dollars! Enough talk, let's get started right now on Totally Awesome Island: Teams Version!
Theme song plays.
Chris: Okay, it's now time to meet the teams. First up is Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.
Mac: I'm so excited to be here.
Bloo: A million dollars baby. I'm going to buy a car, and then…
Frankie: The competition hasn't started yet Bloo.
Chris: Next up is The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. Sheesh, why do these teams have such long names? (To Grim) Hey dude, nice outfit.
Grim: That's not an outfit. I'm the Grim Reaper.
Mandy: Like he's going to believe you.
Billy: (Picks nose) (Looks at camera) What?
Chris: Um, dude, you do know that the thousands of people watching you just saw that right? Anyway, up next is Team Johnny Test.
Johnny: I will win.
Dukey: Correction, we will win.
Bling Bling: That's what everyone says. Then they end up losing.
Chris: Here are the Looney Tunes.
Daffy: A million dollars! I'll be rich! Rich I tell you!
Bugs: This island sure is neat.
Elmer: Once we win, I'll shoot the other two and take the money for myself.
Chris: Dexter's Laboratory.
Dexter: According to my calculations, we have a 6.25% chance of winning.
Dee Dee: Look at the pretty flowers.
Mandark: Note, Dexter, that we are only allies for this contest after that, I will crush you!
Chris: SpongeBob SquarePants.
Squidward: Great. A chance to win a million dollars and I'm stuck with two idiots for teammates.
Spongebob: It's not about winning, it's about fun.
Patrick: What's that?
Chris: Do NOT sing that song. Here's Camp Lazlo.
Lazlo: This camp looks awesome.
Clam: It will look awesomer when we win the money.
Raj: I'm pretty sure "awesomer" is not a word.
Chris: Courage the Cowardly Dog.
Courage: Hi everybody.
Eustace: Stupid dog. Why is the team named after you?
Muriel: Eustace, be nice.
Chris: And now, my favorite, Total Drama.
Heather: These guys will be so easy to manipulate.
Duncan: Don't do anything too evil. The viewers get to vote now and most viewers already hate you.
Owen: Too bad Chris is the host again.
Chris: I'll let that one fly. Ed, Edd n Eddy
Eddy: I can almost taste the jawbreakers we're going to buy with a million dollars.
Double: It'll be a life's supply.
Ed: I like crackers.
Chris: This is getting really boring. Our only all girl group, the PowerPuff Girls.
Buttercup: As if boys are so much better than girls.
Blossom: They're not.
Bubbles: Yeah. Girls rule.
Chris: Phineas and Ferb
Phineas: Victory is ours.
Ferb: (nods)
Isabella: So you better give up now.
Chris: Team Pokemon.
Ash: Prepare to be defeated.
Brock: I don't know. These guys look pretty intimidating.
Misty: You have got to be kidding me. They will go down.
Chris: The Fairly Odd Parents.
Timmy: Guys, why are we here again?
Wanda: You wanted to compete in a tournament.
Cosmo: I thought he said he wanted an ornament.
Chris: The Kids Next Door.
Numbuh 1: Ugh. Why are there adults?
Numbuh 2: There's some teens too.
Numbuh: We'll crush them all.
Chris: And last but not least, Family Guy.
Stewie: Listen up you *beep* your all going down so you can suck my *beep*
Brian: What he said.
Peter: That's the Griffin spirit.
Chris: Okay. Now that we've met all the teams, I need to go over some things. First, those outhouses are confessionals. So confess something to them.
Confessional
Heather: A baby, two old people, some talking animals and a blue… thing. Is that all you could come up with Chris?
Courage: Everybody underestimates us. Well have we got something for them.
Dukey: Great, two more talking dogs. But I'll be top dog.
Billy: (Picks nose) Sorry.
Bugs: What's up Doc?
Ed: I like cheese.
Bloo: I hate Cheese.
Close Confessional
Chris: Now that that's over with, here are the competition rules. There are points in this competition. Of the 16 teams, the four teams with the lowest score will be on the chopping block. Of those four, the viewers will choose which one to vote off. That team must then leave and never come back. And points carry on. So if you scored, for example, 20 points in the first challenge, then you start with 20 points for the next challenge. Any questions?
Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Chris: Any questions related to the topic?
(Everyone raises hand)
Chris: Alright then, I see we're all clear. So what will the first challenge be? Find out next time on Totally Awesome Island: Teams Version!
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